Cookie fight
I don't own Wreck it Ralph
Herschel Nougatson, and Honey Potts aren't mine, Herschel belongs to captain Alaska, and Honey belongs to VickyT36
It was a slow day in the arcade, which was unusual considering it was summer and where they were plugged in. The racers were bored, everyone, even the backup racers, were asleep in their karts, hoping someone would show up to play today. Candlehead drove up to the side of the racetrack and hopped out of her kart with a box in her hands
"Hello racers" said Candlehead
The racers woke up from their naps
"What is it Candlehead?" asked Vanellope as she rubbed her eyes awake
"Is someone thinking about playing us, for once today?" asked Herschel
"No but i went home and whipped us all something that we could eat together" said Candlehead
"What is it?" asked Swizzle
Candlehead opened up the box she was holding. Inside were a bunch of chocolate chip cookies
"Cookies" said Candlehead "It's a special recipe"
The racers looked at each other wondering what to do.
"I'll try one, can't be worse than having an actual sugar rush" said Vanellope
Vanellope hopped out of her kart and grabbed a cookie from the box
"Go ahead, try it, it's delicious" said Candlehead
Vanellope took a small bite out of the cookie. She smiled and gobbled down the whole cookie
"This is delicious" said Vanellope with cookie in her mouth
The racers trusted Vanellope and each grabbed a cookie, they loved every bite.
"Told you they were good" said Candlehead
"No you didn't" said Rancis
"Well i'm telling you now" said Candlehead
Candlehead and all the racers sat down and enjoyed the cookies, they were amazing. They were fresh and soft, and the chocolate chips were gooey. After 7 minutes of eating there was only 1 left.
"The last cookie" said Candlehead
Vanellope grabbed
"Since i'm the president i should get it" said Vanellope
Taffyta grabbed it from her
"No i should get it since i am the best racer" said Taffyta
Candlehead grabbed it
"I want it, i made it" said Candlehead
All the racers started to argue about the cookie. Vanellope grabbed it
"I guess it goes to whoever can get it from me" said Vanellope as she ran away
"The king of pranks will get that cookie" said Gloyd before tackling Vanellope
Herschel stole the cookie from Gloyd
"I believe i won" said Herschel
Before he could take a bite it was stolen by Rancis
"Nothing will stop me from eating-
Taffyta kicked him in the balls and swiped the cookie away
"This will be-
Adorabeezle knocked Taffyta out with a tree branch
"Nothing like a cookie to go with a nice bowl of-
Vanellope snatched the cookie
"This is mine, and you can't-
Candlehead burned Vanellope's butt with her candle before all the racers jumped on each other and beat each other up. Punches and kicks were thrown over who could get the last delicious treat.
"Wait wait wait, who has the cookie?" asked Vanellope
"Not me" said Gloyd
"Or me" said Taffyta
"Or me" said Rancis
The racers heard someone eating. The racers looked towards the racer who didn't participate in the fight, the shyest racer in the game, Honey Potts, and she was eating the cookie. She finished up the last bite
"You guys dropped it while you were hurting each other. Looks like i won" said Honey
The racers passed out from the fighting they caused
That's the story. Not my best, just something i made for laughs