A/N: I'm currently working on another story right now, but what the heck? I can't let go of this idea, so might as well give it a shot. Be warned! It has major spoliers for those who didn't get past the Whitebeard war! Heck, those who don't even know the only female warlord... So yeah I want to say that this IS NOT original... When I finally come up with something awesome it's too late...On with the story!

"Miss, we'll be at our destination in a hour now... I recommend you get ready." a weirdly sounding voice interrupted my sleep. I groaned and shifted under the warm covers. 'Great dad's waking me up again...' The bed creaked sightly as I got up, very tiredly. Strange I was normally a morning person, I felt WAY to tired. As soon as I lifted the blankets, I got confused. These were definitely NOT mine. I rubbed my eyes, just in case. Nope, that didn't change a thing, except make me panic. "What the Hell?" I muttered, I looked at my surroundings. It smelled of...meat? Okay, that's creepy. After seeing that I didn't recognize a SINGLE thing, I got up from the bed. I stumbled my way towards a window, I did not like what I was seeing. Outside, nothing but water... and water. "HOLY SHIT!" I screamed. I stumbled my way towards a door, ignoring my weird voice. I heard footsteps and shouting, then lots of banging on the door I was about to use to escape. I stopped, "Hancock, are you alright miss?" I was about to yell back when I realized something. 'Hancock?' as in Boa Hancock? Oh hell no. Please, please...don't tell me. I looked down to my chest, one glance and it was confirmed. I was a girl, yeah, but... my chest... was NOT this big when I last looked. I almost cried.

The knocking persisted, thinking quickly I said, "No, I'm perfectly fine. Although I don't know about you." I replied coldly. If I really was Hancock, then I'm going to have act like her. I don't want to raise suspicion in unknown territory after all. "YES! Of course she's okay! It's only us that's wrong!" I heard a man's voice shout. I heard shouts of agreements follow. I couldn't help but face- plam. With idiots only paying attention to her beauty, I'm pretty sure they won't notice me slip up in the near future. I was just glad that I wasn't one of those annoying panic- as- if- it's- the- end- of- the- world type. Thank god I was a good actor in the real world... I shook my head, looking around I found a door, after looking inside, I saw it was a bathroom.

Thinking of taking a shower was too embarrassing, so I skipped it. Instead I busied myself with thinking of where I could be, how to get away, good lines to use to be in personality, etc. "Boa, we're here." I heard a strict voice from the other side of the door. It sounded dreadfully familar. "I'll be out a second." I replied. I shortly gathered up my courage, and pridefully walked towards the door, hoping to god that I wasn't where I thought I was. I opened the door to my new life, the life of Boa Hancock, a life I really wanted to leave.