Intro

Mike: My name is Michael Weston, and I used to be trapped in a foreign country fighting for my team's lives against a –

Nate: *runs in* HEY! Don't give away the ending! Besides mister 'burned super-spy', who said you get to tell the story?! I could totally tell it better than you can!

Mike: *annoyed glare* Nate, I'm pretty sure I can remember the facts about that mission much clearer than you could. Besides, we would never get to the point of the story if you told it! There would be tangent after tangent after annoying tangent.

Nate: Shenanigans! Do you know how many adventures I've been on and survived? A LOT! And do you have any idea of how good I am at telling stories? Plus, all my missions have been pretty exciting and –

Mike: *cuts in* AND dangerous. Elena told me about your 'adventures'…you accidentally survived every one of them.

Nate: oh yeah!? Well…your Plan A's NEVER EVER WORK!

*Boys get into a fistfight. Elena and Fiona walk in and start laughing.*

Fiona: *rolls eyes* Honestly boys, couldn't you have finished the introduction before getting into a fight?

Elena: *shakes head, slaps forehead* It seriously was a miracle that we survived that ordeal.

*Sully and Sam walk in and pull Nate and Mike apart.*

Sam: Now, now, save all that energy for the sequel guys…

Sully: *lights cigar* Agreed. Now, without any further screw ups…Burn Notice: Uncharted Territory. Enjoy.

Nate: *crossing arms* Wow Sullivan…love the enthusiasm.

Mike: *rolls eyes* Like you could've done any better.

Nate: *glares before clearing throat* And now! Without any further –

Elena: *grabs Nate's ear and starts to drag him away* Oh no you don't! We've got to get back to work on the sequel! You two can take turns telling the story…you know, like civilized people! Now, Come on!

Nate: Awwwww! You're no fun Elena!

Fiona: *following Elena* Come along gentlemen, you heard the lady.

Mike, Sam, Sully: *sighing* Coming Fi…