Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, violence, blood and gore and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

The Night Stalkers

Chapter 1: A Trail of Death

One late sunny morning had settles over the small peaceful and quaint mountain town of South Park, cut to Stark Pond which the local police were that they've taped the area off while they were investigating a double homicide which the victims were completely mauled to death and drained of blood that Sgt. Harrison Louis Yates and his partner Det. Mitch Murphy Harris are the lead investigators on the case that the police had ordered South Park Elem. to be shut down for the day while they worked on the investigation without being bothered by those pesky kids at all.

"What kind of human does this, Sarge?" Det. Harris said while he was taking notes in his note pad while Yates stood there quietly and looking down at the sheet covered bodies.

"That I'm thinking about a psychopathic freak, Mitch?!" Yates replied to his partner's question that is when Farmer Carl Denkins came running up to the yellow crime tape which he was there to complaint to the cops that someone or something had attacked one of his cows once again. "Oh now what that he is bitching about this time, Mitch?" While Yates was standing there next to a tree which he was rubbing his forehead with his hand to wipe the sweat off that was building on his forehead at that moment.

"Sarge, don't worry about it which it is about his cows again I'm guessed?" Harris said while he was shrugging his shoulders at him.

"Sgt. Yates, that I'm need to speak with you about something important right now?!" Farmer Carl Denkins demands which he had an enough with getting the run around from the cops that he is about to go to complaint to the mayor at any moment.

"Oh, what is it now, Denkins, do you see that we are in the middle of a murder investigation right now?!" Yates said in a very annoyed tone voice as he looks angrily at the cattle rancher, and BarBrady who was at the station to oversee it and doing his paperwork as police chief right now.

"Well, that is it that I'm going down to see the mayor right now which I'm getting sick and tired getting the run around here by you guys?!" Denkins angrily muttered out loud as he walks away from the scene at that moment.

"Ugh….Son of Bitch that we're so screwed right now?!" Yates said while he was rolling his eyes when he had overheard Denkins' ranting as the angry farmer had made his way down to his truck.

A few Minutes later at South Park City Hall inside the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was in and seated at her desk doing her paperwork when BarBrady came walking in the room which he had pulled his cap off his head while he was walking toward her desk that she wasn't paying any attention to him at all as she was signing away with those paper that she looks very bored right now.

"Uh, Martha, do you wants to see me about something right now?!" BarBrady asked which he was looking very nervously that he is thinking that he was going to get yell at by her at any second.

"Yes, George that we need to go over stuff for that dreadful upcoming formal Police Officers ball to honor you idiots for one night in a week?!" McDaniels said which her voice was calm and collected as she looks at him that she know that he isn't happy about it at all.

"Ugh….Geez whiz that long boring and formal thing is coming up again already?" BarBrady replied along with a heavy sigh that he had held out which she just sat there rolling her eyes at him as he seated himself in one of the brown suede chairs that sits in front of her desk while he was looking at his cell phone. "But Yates and the others are on a double murder scene right now?!"

"George, it'll be at the Airport Hilton Hotel which we can sneaked up to a room for a while as always…Wait a minute, did you say there is a murder last night?!" McDaniels said in a very flirty that turned in complete shock tone voice which all sudden her intercom crackles to life at that moment that she had pushed the button to answer it. "Meh…..What they are rabbling about this time?"

"Umm… Excuse me, Mayor McDaniels that there is Farmer Carl Denkins is here to see you about something very urgent?!" Freddy's voice came from the speaker while the mayor just sat there and rolling her eyes at the intercom.

"Oh, what is about it now that I'm in the middle of a conversation with BarBrady right now, can it waits at all…Just send him in here now which I've a lot of things to do today?!" McDaniels spoke back into the speaker which she doesn't looks very pleased right now that is when Farmer Denkins came walking in there. "So, what is the problem now, Carl?"

"There you are BarBrady that I've been looking for you for a while that Yates had turned me down to help me out which my cows are being slaughtered once again." Carl Denkins said which BarBrady was standing next to her that they're just looking at him very funny.

"Well, Carl that I'm not on road patrol and investigations that much anymore which I'm currently doing my police chief duties right now?!" BarBrady answered while he was looking at McDaniels, who sat there very quietly and gently clasped her fingers together.

"So, what you want us to do about it which it could be a wild animal had made it into town to find food from the long harsh winter we just had, Carl that I'll let the animal control know about the problem?!" McDaniels added which she looked very annoyed as she stared at him.

"But mayor it is not animals at all which it was attacked by humans which on my cow's body was covered in human bite marks and drained of blood?" Denkins quickly replied which both McDaniels and BarBrady just stood there which their eyes widen with great shock to what they had just heard from him.

"Do not tell me that those darned pesky Nazi zombies are back again?" BarBrady said which he looking very scared and nervously that his face was pure white as a he had seen a ghost.

"No…. You damned idiot that zombies don't drink blood and leave the body behind that they chewed you up while you are alive?! McDaniels said in a very annoyed tone voice.

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Meanwhile at the same time, cut to Chef Jerome McElroy Memorial Park which all the kids were there playing, at the basketball court which the boys are playing a game against Craig and those guys when they had stopped for a moment.

"Hey, you guys do you know why that we don't have no school today at all?!" Kyle asked which the other boys had stopped in their tracks to look at him very funny.

"Dude, I've heard that something bad happened down at Stark Park last night which the cops are there and had taped the area off right now." Stan said while he was bouncing the ball on the pavement with his left hand.

"What?" Kyle replied while looking very stunned to what he has just heard from his best friend.

"Maybe you guys that we've gotten another deranged psychopath is running around town, or a monster had surfaces from the darkness again?!" Cartman added which all the boys just looks at him very funny for a quick second.

"Well, holy shit dude?!" Kenny mumbles loudly which he had pulls the strings of his parka's hood out tightly to hides his face right now.

"Man, that they are keeping this quiet right now?! Clyde said.

"Oh, come on, Sgt. Yates that we had seen just about anything is gruesome while living in this town for God's Sake?!" Craig said in a very sarcastic tone to himself.

"Oh, Okay then on your insight on South Park, Craig…." Cartman said which he looked rather very dumbfounded right now.

"Hey you guys can we go to the Sizzlers for lunch?!" Token said while he was looking at his stomach which it was growling for food.

"Oh, what the hell that I'm hungry too, Token?!" Cartman said which he was hungry too.

"Uh, Goddamnit, Cartman that you always think food up all time, you fat ass!" Kyle yelled at him at that moment.

"Oh, why do you goes fuck yourself then, you dirty damned Jew rat?!" Cartman angrily shots back while looking very menacing at Kyle, who was giving him the finger while Kenny was silently wondering why Cartman ever gets mad over food which he have to suffers having no food in the house because his parents' drinking problems that lucky enough that Mayor McDaniels quietly gives him thirty dollars for the day after she had left Tweek Bros for her double chocolate mocha fix earlier this morning which he can had something to eat and shares with his siblings later. In a flashback which Mayor McDaniels walks by him and quietly handles him a 20 and ten bills into the palm of his left gloved hand that he looks very shocked at her.

"This is our little secret, kid?!" McDaniels said in a little soft whispering voice before she heads for City Hall.

"You got it, Mayor McDaniels and thank you?!" Kenny joyous mumbles at her that he has finally seen the kind side of Mayor McDaniels for the first time that is when you can hear the other boys arguing with each other.

"Cartman, you're a fat rude asshole?!" Craig said which he looks rather annoyed with him.

"Well, Craig that I'm don't care about you think you damned fag?!" Cartman protested his opinion loud which Craig give him the finger. "Don't you give me the fucking finger you little bitch?!"

A few hours later… Cut to South Park Police Station inside BarBrady's office where Yates was briefing the mayor, Dawson and BarBrady about the developments of the town's latest murders. BarBrady was seated at his desk while Mayor McDaniels was seated next to Dawson while her aides were standing behind her black leather chair.

"So, gentlemen what do we have any leads on the latest case at all?!" McDaniels asked in a cool and tired tone voice while she sat back in her chair.

"Well, madam mayor that we know so far that the two victims were bitten multiple times and drained of blood?" Yates said while he was reading the notes from the folder that he was holding in his hand.

"Oh, just like Farmer Denkins' dead cow?!" McDaniels said while she was making the connection between the two crimes in her mind at that moment.

"Huh, what are you talking about mayor?" Yates said which he looks very confused at her who sat there very quietly.

"Denkins, had come to us earlier today while you fellas were at the crime scene which he was ranting about you not taking the case, Lou?!" BarBrady added which he knows that most of his men were at the crime scene earlier that day which he went out to the farm to see, and took his cap off and placed it on his desk.

"That I want you gentlemen and your men to be on a high alert right now in case whatever is killing people and the local animals shows up again?!" McDaniels said which she stands up from her chair and walks over to the window.

"Umm... Okie Dokie, mayor that we are on it?!" BarBrady said as he looks at her when she turned around to rolls her eyes at him.

"But madam mayor we don't have much resources to control the situation that we had used it and lost some of our officers during the Nazi zombie outbreak?!" Yates replied as he looks at her worried face right now.

"That I'm don't care about what you think, Yates that we could be facing another whirlpool of weird shit again that I'm still had no memories from the Nazi zombie outbreak at all?!" McDaniels said while she stands before them which she begins to paces nervously.

To Be Continued

Author's Note: That I'm was thinking about doing a vampire story for a very long time which it is going to be a parody of 30 Days of Night and a vampire movie from the 90's called Children of the Night which I'm going to think about the rest of the plot out.