Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me. I do not own the X-men, although that would be too cool. I do, however, own a copy of And Justice For All, which I love, and actually listened to while writing this fic.
A/N: I hate N'Sync, so there! *sticks out tongue at boy band lovers* Also, I know I completely screwed up Kurt's accent in his one line here, so just use your imagination. Also, people are probably out of character, don't hold it against me, this is my first X-Men Evolution fic. Actually, its my first X-Men fic at all. Please r/r!
Thanks to Yelhsa D, my fellow freak! I probably wouldn't have posted this if I hadn't known there WERE other freaks out there. Yea!
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Rogue smiled and looked outside. It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon in Bayeville, and she knew it was the perfect opportunity to get the rec room all to herself. She had just bought And Justice For All, an old Metallica CD. It was great, heavy metal of the eighties at its finest, completely unlike the cheesy-infested glam metal bands that she despised. This CD was dark, hard-core, and suited her perfectly. One lyric from the song "One" struck her in particular, it seemed to sum up her hated power perfectly. "Trapped in myself, body my holding cell." Yep, summed up her perfectly. She looked back outside. Jean and Kitty were sunbathing on the deck, and the guys were nowhere to be seen. Perfect time to go to the rec room. Rogue grabbed her new CD, and headed down the huge staircase.
Walking down the hall to the rec room, Rogue became aware of the muffled sound of music coming from the rec room. "There must be someone already in there, I guess I wasn't the only one with this idea." she muttered to herself. After a moment contemplating whether to see if whoever was in the room was leaving or not, Rogue decided to glance in anyone was even in there. The music sounded strangely like a boy band, and the only person in the mansion who liked boy bands was Kitty. And Rogue knew Kitty was outside.
Creeping down the hall, Rogue realized another sound was coming from the rec room: the muffled thump of several people jumping. "What tha?" Rogue whispered, more perplexed than ever. Finally reaching the rec room door, she slowly pushed it open, afraid of disturbing whoever was in there. The sight that greeted her was scarier than anything she could ever have imagined. She'd never seen anything this awful, this horrendous, this....funny!
In one corner of the rec room, a mute TV flashed the image of Carson Daly talking animatedly to an invisible audience. In the other corner, the mansion's huge stereo system sat, blaring out the sickening sound of N'Sync, speakers practically jumping off the ground to the over-produced beat. But these sights weren't what was causing Rogue to nearly die laughing.
In the center of the room, dressed identically in white wife-beaters and baggy blue jeans, stood Scott, Logan, Kurt, Evan, and even Professor X. They were all frozen mid-dance step, with even the Professor's hands thrown in the air. What Rogue had seen in the split-second before she had been spotted had been all five of the X-men dancing, in a very choreographed manner, around the room, with even Professor X wheeling along to the beat.
"You didn't see this," Logan growled at Rogue.
"Oh mah gawd!" She gasped in return.
"You von't tell anyvone, vill jah?" Kurt said, tail twitching nervously.
Rogue turned from the room, laughing hysterically, muttering the whole way back to her room, "Why don't you ever have a video camera when you really, really, need one?"
The End
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So, what did you think? Did it suck? Was it completely not funny? Was it the greatest masterpiece you have ever read? Do you feel the need to throw rotten tomatoes in my general direction? TELL ME!! please r/r
Thanks, Persephone.
A/N: I hate N'Sync, so there! *sticks out tongue at boy band lovers* Also, I know I completely screwed up Kurt's accent in his one line here, so just use your imagination. Also, people are probably out of character, don't hold it against me, this is my first X-Men Evolution fic. Actually, its my first X-Men fic at all. Please r/r!
Thanks to Yelhsa D, my fellow freak! I probably wouldn't have posted this if I hadn't known there WERE other freaks out there. Yea!
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Rogue smiled and looked outside. It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon in Bayeville, and she knew it was the perfect opportunity to get the rec room all to herself. She had just bought And Justice For All, an old Metallica CD. It was great, heavy metal of the eighties at its finest, completely unlike the cheesy-infested glam metal bands that she despised. This CD was dark, hard-core, and suited her perfectly. One lyric from the song "One" struck her in particular, it seemed to sum up her hated power perfectly. "Trapped in myself, body my holding cell." Yep, summed up her perfectly. She looked back outside. Jean and Kitty were sunbathing on the deck, and the guys were nowhere to be seen. Perfect time to go to the rec room. Rogue grabbed her new CD, and headed down the huge staircase.
Walking down the hall to the rec room, Rogue became aware of the muffled sound of music coming from the rec room. "There must be someone already in there, I guess I wasn't the only one with this idea." she muttered to herself. After a moment contemplating whether to see if whoever was in the room was leaving or not, Rogue decided to glance in anyone was even in there. The music sounded strangely like a boy band, and the only person in the mansion who liked boy bands was Kitty. And Rogue knew Kitty was outside.
Creeping down the hall, Rogue realized another sound was coming from the rec room: the muffled thump of several people jumping. "What tha?" Rogue whispered, more perplexed than ever. Finally reaching the rec room door, she slowly pushed it open, afraid of disturbing whoever was in there. The sight that greeted her was scarier than anything she could ever have imagined. She'd never seen anything this awful, this horrendous, this....funny!
In one corner of the rec room, a mute TV flashed the image of Carson Daly talking animatedly to an invisible audience. In the other corner, the mansion's huge stereo system sat, blaring out the sickening sound of N'Sync, speakers practically jumping off the ground to the over-produced beat. But these sights weren't what was causing Rogue to nearly die laughing.
In the center of the room, dressed identically in white wife-beaters and baggy blue jeans, stood Scott, Logan, Kurt, Evan, and even Professor X. They were all frozen mid-dance step, with even the Professor's hands thrown in the air. What Rogue had seen in the split-second before she had been spotted had been all five of the X-men dancing, in a very choreographed manner, around the room, with even Professor X wheeling along to the beat.
"You didn't see this," Logan growled at Rogue.
"Oh mah gawd!" She gasped in return.
"You von't tell anyvone, vill jah?" Kurt said, tail twitching nervously.
Rogue turned from the room, laughing hysterically, muttering the whole way back to her room, "Why don't you ever have a video camera when you really, really, need one?"
The End
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So, what did you think? Did it suck? Was it completely not funny? Was it the greatest masterpiece you have ever read? Do you feel the need to throw rotten tomatoes in my general direction? TELL ME!! please r/r
Thanks, Persephone.