"WHAT IN THE NAME OF HADES!" Will yelled, blush creeping all the way to the tip of his ears. Nico groaned miserably, agreeing. Or to say better...Nica.

"Well..."Said Piper, trying to ease the situation."...I could try helping Nico-ca- with the girl basics..."

"But he's a girl!"Will yelled."My boyfriend's a freaking girl!"

"You're not making this any better,Will,"Came Nico's muffled voice from the pillow.

"Yes,and you have an issue with girls?" Annabeth asked, glaring. Will gulped.

"W-Well,it's not that I have an issue with girls,but Nico..." His voice trailed off."...He was a guy. Then he becomes a girl. How often do you change your gender like clothes? Don't you think it would feel weird? Like,-"

"There's no use moping over something that's already happened. So I suggest,"Said Reyna, looking at Piper."that you leave your girlfriend to us now."

"He doesn't even want to date me anymore!"Said Nica from under the pillow.

"No,No,I do,I mean-" He sighed exasperatedly."...I'm bisexual,Nico. Nica. Whatever." He threw his head in his hands and started moaning mournfully.

"So!" Said Piper,clapping her hands together."We need to go..."

"SHOPPING!" Yelled all the girls together in the room.

Oh dear Gods.

"Do you think like...D-cup?"

"No way,not that huge..."

"C?"

"Nope. B would do,I guess. Most common size,you know?"

"But she's almost 15!"

"Well some still use B-"

"Come on guys,cut it out!" Said Hazel finally. "I'll ask Nica myself."

"Ask what?" Retorted a confused Nico.

All the three girls looked at Nico. Light pink dusted Hazel's cheeks, but she cleared her throat and put a reassuring hand on Nico's shoulder anyway.

"Nica,dear sister,"She started."Being a girl is not easy. We require...a little,um..."

"Yeah,yeah,I get it,"Said Nico."...What you modern folks call it these days...Bikinis?"

"Glad we got that awkward thing out of the way,"Said Piper, wiping imaginary sweat out of her brow.

They finally taught Nica that Bikinis were different, and there was a thing called "bra" that she had to wear. Nica had gotten herself tangled the first few times she tried, and Hazel had to step in so Nica didn't choke herself accidentally.

Then they went outfit shopping, then shoe shopping, then accessory shopping, but when it came to make-up, Nica knew she had to draw the line there. Reyna sighed a 'thank you!' as an agreement, but Piper and Hazel whined.

Then she consoled them by agreeing to buy them lunch, and a haircut after that.

All the three girls squealed in such an inhuman way that Nico felt like he was hearing Will's sonic whistle.

"Dayum." Whistled Reyna. "Works for Nica,doesn't it?"

"I know. Like heck,he would win America's Next Top Model if he would slap that frown out of his face and grinned a little,"

Nico stuck out his tongue, but almost regretted doing so when the hairstylist sprayed some bitter liquid over his head and few came over his tongue. "Blech," He made a gagging gesture. "What is that thing? Ew,"

Piper laughed, Hazel giggled and Reyna rolled her eyes.