A story heavily inspired by overly silly comedy movies. Be prepared, because in the following chapters, a lot of stuff won't make logical sense.
Knight's Quest: A bed-time story by Qrow Branwen
Ruby had always been Qrow's favorite niece. She reminded him of himself in so many ways. Her never-ending energy, her quickness in speech, her spirit for adventure (unfortunately though, she had a distaste for alcohlic beverages).
Qrow had dropped by for yet another visit on his best bro, Taiyang Xiao Long. The log cabin was there as always, picturesque with the forest as it's background. Qrow could remember doubling his visits after the birth of Ruby.
Really, he could see so much of himself in that little girl. She was his little future Huntress. He was quite certain of that.
As night fell, and Yang and Ruby went to bed, Qrow dropped by to check on them both. Both of them had their night lights on, but neither was asleep. Instead, they were both sitting up in bed, looking rather dull.
"Why, whats the matter, kids?" he asked, curious. What was bumming these two out?
Ruby's face brightened. Uncle Qrow always made her day better!
"Uncle Qrow, can you tell us a story?" she asked, sitting up.
Qrow was taken aback. Did she actually ask for a bed-time story?
"Yeah!" Yang said, "Tell us a story!"
Qrow rubbed his chin. He looked at the two girls. Both of them were now pulling out puppy dog eyes.
Qrow sighed, "All right, all right, you don't need to strain your eyes like that. You want a story?"
In a flash, he was beside Ruby's bed.
"I'll give you one."
Both girls cheered, and Yang ran to Ruby's bed, jumping onto it and shifting close to her sister.
Qrow asked, "So kids! What kind of story would you like to hear from Uncle Qrow?"
"A cool one!" Ruby cheered.
"One with adventure!" Yang chirruped.
"And action!" Ruby added.
"SO...you want an adventure story?" Qrow remarked, his left eye glinting dangerously.
"You got one."
TO BE CONTINUED!
WARNING! THE NEXT SET OF CHAPTERS WILL CONTAIN TONS OF VIOLATIONS OF COMMON SENSE AND PROPER LOGIC.
I mean, Qrow is telling the story after all...