"Did you know it's 277 Miles long, and over a mile deep? I mean, in places. It's not a mile deep everywhere. Although that looks like a mile." Maggie says as she points to a random part of the Grand Canyon. Jackson and April simply look at each other, bored with Maggie's commentary. "Did you know recent evident suggests the Colorado River formed the canyon over-"
"Maybe they have earplugs in the gift shop." Jackson says as they walk away from Maggie.
"Ooh! Mini license plates!" April exclaims as they enter the gift shop. She runs up to the display. "Alice, Kimmie, Libby, Karen, Miranda, Arizona, Ellen, Justin, Patrick, Sandra, Jackson….." She goes on and on until there aren't anymore plates.
"1,001 Grand Canyonjokes." Jackson read of the book cover. "Hmph, That's about 1,000 more than I thought there were. Let me see what they have to offer." He says as he opens the book.
"UGH! This is total bullshit!" April exclaims angrily.
"What's the matter, April?"
"They literally have every name here but mine! Why in the hell would they have Cyrus and not April?!" She questions. "That sounds like an evil man who's out for power!" April continues, unaware that a guy is standing behind her, giving her a glare when she goes on her rant about the name Cyrus.
"Take it easy, April. We'll just have to make one from scratch or search online for one." Jackson says.
"Sorry about my rant, sir. I actually don't think Cyrus is a bad name. I think it's powerful." April says to the guy who was glaring at her.
"Thank you." He says as he turns to walk away from her.
"That was embarrassing." She says as she walks up to the counter with Jackson.
"Just the book." He tells the clerk.
"And a bottle of Snapple." She says as she grabs a bottle from the fridge. "I'll give you your money when we get back to the car."
"It's not a problem, April. Save your money. I got this." He says as he pulls out his wallet.
"Jack-"
"I got this." He repeats as he gives the clerk some cash.
"You're awesome." She says as they finish up their transaction.
"I know." He says as they are dreading going back to Maggie.
"Thanks for the Snapple." She says, handing him the bottle for.
"No problem." He says as they walk out of the store as he takes a drink from the bottle.
"-was originally inhabited by Native Americans, some of whom may have considered the Grand Canyon to be a holy site. So, what do you think?" Maggie asks them. She is unaware that they had momentarily left her alone.
"I've seen better." April says as Jackson hands her the bottle. "Let's go see a movie or go to a restaurant. I'm starving." She states as she drains her drink and throws her bottle over the edge of the barrier, completely missing the trash can.
Suddenly, a guy walks up to her.
"Mam, you threw a bottle into the Grand Canyon. That's littering on federal property." A man tells her.
"And I am truly sorry for that, officer!" April tells him.
"Officer? I'm a park ranger." He corrects her in a condescending tone. "And you are?"
"April Kepner." She says, scared out of her mind.
"You're coming with me." He says as he puts handcuffs on her.
"Wait, let's be reasonable!" Maggie says. "We can be reasonable, right?"
"Lady, if you don't be quiet, I'm bringing you along too for being an accessory to the crime."
"I saw some accessories at the gift shop." Jackson tells Maggie, who misinterprets the current conversation due to reading his book.
"What if I paid a fine?" April asks the ranger. "I'll pay you whatever you want! Wait, my money is in the car! Jackson, pay the guy whatever he wants!" She yells out as she is being hauled away by the ranger.
"Jackson, aren't you gonna do something?!" A panicking Maggie asks him.
"My friend in Nairobi is awesome; he's like a Wonder of the World. We call him the Grand Kenyan."
Maggie simply stares at him.
"Well? If you don't like that one, I got 1,000 more." Jackson says as he closed his book and went to help April out of her predicament.
Maggie watches him walk away from her, in total confusion.