Authors note:

The Idea for this story came from me watching waaayyy too much pirates of the Caribbean, and organising a pirates sleepover. So far all of my non-fanfiction friends (and some of my teachers) have read it. I hope you enjoy!

Sleepovers, Dodgers and Pillow Fights

"Yay Pirates sleepover!"

I was sooo excited! I've been planning this for weeks, but with school and the 80's party being in the way I hadn't done it yet. We had been busy every other weekend and this was the only time we could do it.

The rules were you MUST come dress up as a pirate (or you can't come in) and make a convincing speech about being a pirate and have an awesome name. Also be able to stay awake through three Pirates of the Caribbean films plus bloopers, plus whatever youtube videos I had favourite on my account AND how many hours I could talk about Johnny Depp for (a VERY VERY long time apparently). The only problem was that Sophie was at a 'Civil partnership' and Poppy was on holiday camping so it was only going to be myself and Ellie. Good thing was she is as random as me so we would have a great time! Also she doesn't drink fizzy juice so I got two bottles of lemonade to myself! Yay! I love sugar; I tend to eat the packets of sugar that you get from a café, which isn't actually as weird as it sounds.

But anyway, back to what I was talking about. The sleepover. We were sat in the front room, eating. They was going to be a prize for best dressed but seeing as there was only 2 of us it seemed a bit pointless. So we shared the Johnny Depp biscuits (Jammy Dodgers). Ellie was eating the toffee ones (yuck!) but I stuck to the good old jammy ones.

"The toffee ones are best!" She had stated. I knew she was wrong so had to correct her straight away.

"Jammy rule the world!" I proclaimed puffing out my chest.

"Toffee!"

"Jammy!"

"Toffee!"

"Jammy!"

"TOFFFFFEEE!"

"JAMMMMMYYYYYYY!"

This went on for a while until I hit her with a pillow right in her face. She fell over backwards off the sofa. Her hair in disarray, her bandana now lop-sided. She didn't look happy.

Ellie's costume was awesome! She had black knee length boots, a white frilly shirt (I have no idea where she got it!), black skinny jeans, a dark green waist coat with gold buttons, a green bandana (scarf) an eye patch, a belt and a make shift sword (bamboo stick). She had 3 bracelets on, 2 rings and a gold necklace with black earrings that had dangly bits on them. She looked awesome! Especially as she had drawn a scar on her cheek, with what looked like eye liner, she had very black eye make-up making her green eyes stand out, her long-ish brown hair was as usual, down and slightly messy and the boots gave her a few centimetres (she's about 5"3'). When she came in I just said "Wow." Damn her for looking brilliant!

I had donned what I thought looked like a convincing pirate costume. Knee length red boots with a criss-cross pattern, a white shirt that rested on my shoulders which had big cuffs, thin black skinnies, a red skirt with white trim, a red scarf with a belt on top, a proper bandana that I made Nikki buy me for my birthday (which was as you probably guessed, red), a red hat with a black feather and I had a grey telescope that folded in on itself. Also a lot of assorted bracelets and rings along with my ying/yang necklace (which doesn't come off so I have been wearing it for about 4 months now) and my skull and cross bones necklace. I looked pretty damn awesome! My brownie, gingery hair was down but straight and I only had some red lipstick on and some blue eyeliner. I looked magnificent if I do say so myself. Ellie just looked at me and laughed.

"You really got into this didn't you Lilly?" She said laughing as I pouted. I will get her back, in the form of a pillow to her face. But later, right now I had a different event in mind.

"Well we can't all use the youth theatres stuff now can we? All I spent on this was about £4.00 on the hat and £2.50 on the skull necklace," I countered. "AND I don't have a job like you!"
Tahahahahaha that made her quiet. For once.

I'm Lilly, by the way. Lilly Wemyss (pronounced "wEEms"). I'm obsessed with all things Johnny Depp and I'll admit I still watch kids programmes. But who could grow too old for Lilo and Stitch? It's a classic! I love the colour red and detest Kings of Leon and Bieber (eeeeuuuuwwwwww!) I was into my own thing. Too much so apparently. I want to be a journalist and I love taking pictures. Also they should make socks with pockets. Anywho, back to the story...

We went up to my newly decorated room (which was of course red and had posters of my favourite films in frames on the wall) and plonked down on my bed. I could hear Ellie humming softly to herself as she sat down next to me. A sure sign she was about to sing. Oh god. I recognised the song and braced myself. She was even doing the actions...

"007 Britain's finest secret agent, with a licence to kill

Mixing business with girls and thrills..."

I just had to join in, it was impulse, instinct! I reached over to my CD player and pressed play. Immediately it started playing.

"I've seen you walk the screen

It's you that I adore

Since I was a girl

I wanted to be like Roger Moore

A girl in every port

Louis up my sleeve

The world is not enough for the both of us it seems."

We had first learnt it in year 7 walking across the field (which took on average 7 ½ minutes to cross and we had to fill the time somehow) and had sung it to school every day for that year (and we still sing it occasionally now!)

And I wish I was James Bond,

Just for the day!

Kissing all the boys,

Blow the bad chavs awayyy..."

We just kept singing until it finished. Afterwards we were exhausted because of the actions. I was surprised we still remembered all of it. Wow we are strange!

"Anywho, shall we start with Mr Sparrow?" I asked looking at my mad friend.

"Yes, yes we should. I'm sure it must hurt you to be away from your precious Depp for too long! Has that scar healed yet?" she asked indicating to my arm.

"Unfortunately yes." I said frowning.

FLASHBACK

We were in maths doing something about circles. As usual me and Poppy were very very bored. And we had a pair of compasses. Everyone knows you should never give anything pointy to someone with an obsession. So while Miss was doing something (teaching I think) I started to scratch dear Johnny's initials into my arm. It took about 5 minutes and there was a very little amount of blood but alot of pain before I had a beautiful 'JD' scar on my left arm.

Anywho, we sat down on my new bed and started to watch Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. As soon as the opening credits rolled up I started to sing along with the tune. Ellie just rolled her eyes at me. We watched Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, "swash, swash, buckle buckle" for 3 hours then watched all the bloopers. Yummy Depp! We were, by then, in tears of laughter. Also very very tired.

Before the next film we needed something to do. So Ellie being a complete loon, had bought her dousing crystals and strange 'voo-doo magic' (as I call it) with her. She really is that weird! However, this was to become very interesting...

A/U: Hope you enjoyed it! Next chapter to be uploaded tomorrow! (Today: 12th July 2011)