Luka x Gakupo ( short story )

Tuna Tuna Funny love

I was stitting alone in a cafe. Eating my tuna latte soooo yummy! But something special appeared he had long purple flowing hair.. at first i almost mistook him for a girl! So carelessly and jokingly of me i said " Where you going chica?" The mans face turned and he glared, a sharp one. He muttered " Im a man. Geez.. b**ch." He just walked off so the nice prson i am i felt bad and i bought him a latte. He really had no choice at first hahaha! but then i started to think, " Hmm hes a little handsome no?" so i went over to him and i figured hed ignore me because i was acting foolish, but instead he said, "What the hell do you want b**ch?!" I stood suprised for a moment and i apologized. I expected a thankyou but i got a, "goodbye b**ch" I grabbed his shoulder and asked him to wait. I begged him to stay for tea. He left without words..so i stalked him to the other cafe he was headed to. He was suprised and screamed " WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT TUNA LADY?!" I had a tear roll down my cheek and softly spoke, "Do you REALLY want to mess with me girl hair?" His faced suprised and agreed to have not an hour BUT! 5 min of tea. WEtalked and realilized that either of us werent total assholes. But more importantly we realized that we had tiny little feelings smaller than lice. We strolled in the park laughing and smiling the n gakupo blurted out " T-t-tuna lady..well-um-u-um your kinda pretty FOR A B**CH THAT IS!" I smiled and said, blushing a little my cheeks the color of roses, "For a man who has girl hair...well-I-I dont mind if you -d-do.. your kinda cute, BUT LIKE A GIRL-so-sorta." Gakupo just laughed and laughed and when Lukas eyes were off him and race red as disgusting beets, Gakupo took her face and kissed her. Her heart skipped a beat... she hugged him tight UNTIL HE GOT HIT WITH A BUS! She left a eggplant saddened and walked away leaving footprints...