Disclaimer: TRC and holic (c) CLAMP. I'm just a fan. Also please rate and review cuz I'm not great at story writing. Thanks.
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Yuuko: Welcome to the TRC Question & Answer TV Show. I'm Yuuko Ichihara! Watanuki! Bring some drinks in!
Watanuki: (grumble) Yes ma'am.
Yuuko: Each episode will be a Q&A for all the characters that appear. We'll be introducing the main characters and then have guest characters appear each week so please write in some questions you want the TRC characters to attempt to answer. So let's start! BRING IN THE SLAVES!
(CSyaoran and CSakura comes in nervously)
Yuuko: Here make yourselves home. (Stares at the empty table) Watanuki! Get some snacks in here too!
Watanuki: Yes.
Yuuko: And the questions too!
Watanuki: (!!) You should be more prepared and bring your own stuff in Yuuko-san! Of all the employers I've ever met…(Grumbles) stomps off
Yuuko: (leisurely to Sakura and Syaoran) You know, the new chapters just baffle me.
CSyaoran and CSakura: What do you mean?
Yuuko: (to Sakura) WASN'T CLOW YOUR DAD NOT FUJITAKA??
CSakura: Um, um, um you'll have to ask the nice CLAMP ladies to explain. I don't know either…
Yuuko: (drills Sakura) Hey girl, you're suppose to be a powerhouse and all knowing and you say you don't know? (stares)
CSakura: I'm sorry! It's just that RSakura doesn't have those memories cuz you know she didn't know things had happened to her and when Fei Wong cloned her I don't have any of that knowledge either. (Whimper) Please don't maul me…(Whimper)
Watanuki: (Came back) Here's your questions and here Sakura (Hands an apple to her for comfort food)
CSakura: Thanks (then cries to herself)
Yuuko: Yeesh. Alright let's start. (chugs a whole bottle of sake first)
Dear Syaoran:
I recently lost my friend to a long illness. She always looked after me and taught me about life. Sometimes I thought she wanted more but those emotional stuff was always hard for me to say. (I'm a real tough guy.) Well, this tough guy would give anything for one more chance to say it – at least condolences to her family. I feel guilty because I was gone so much. I miss her terribly. Please can you give me any suggestion on what to do?
Too Emo
CSyaoran: (shocked and stares at CSakura) Um, um well Mr. Too Emo. If I were you I would…
Toya: (Pops out of nowhere) Ignore this twerp's comment.
WHAM!
CSakura: Ni-sama!
Yukito: King!
Yuuko: Ahh! Toya welcome to the Q & A. Please feel free to butt in if needed. Sakura-chan the next question is for you! (Forgets about the last question)
Dear Sakura
I'm admire you and Toya have a wonderful sibling relationship with each other.
(Twitch)
Could you give me any tips on how to keep peace with my older brother who is always trying to destroy my room? To be honest with you, I don't want to have fatalities but it's getting really hard not to lift my finger.
Blade
CSakura: (drops apple) DESTROY HIM!! AND RIP HIS INARDS OUT TO SHOW WHOSE BOSS! --Huh? Where did everyone go?
(Toya, Yukito, Yuuko, and CSyaoran are hiding behind the stage)
CSyaoran: Princess, we're on TV here.
CSakura: Oh right (sits done nicely and acts as if nothing happened)
Yuuko: Well. (a bit shocked) Next.
Dear Yuuko
I would like to have a wish to be granted. Attached below is my contact #. I'd like about 5 extra cm in height. As a price, I'm willing to pay with our famous local –
Asuka
Yuuko: What's this? The last word has been scratched out… (!) WATANUKI!
Watanuki: Ye-Ye-(Gulp) Yes?
Yuuko: What got scratched out? If you don't tell me I'm going to make those monsters attack you for the day.
Watanuki: (!) How did she know it was me? …
Yuuko: Watanuki. (Holding him by the collar)
Watanuki: (cries) Famous Liquor.
Yuuko: Oh! (Picks phone up) Moshi-moshi! Is Asuka here? This is Yuuko the host of TRC Q&A!...Hi! Your wish I'll grant! Oh but hang on. Thanks for participating in this weeks TRC Q&A. Send in your questions and if you had questions you wanted to ask for the current week's guest – I'll drag them back in if required.
(Toya starts to gripe but Yukito calms him down)
Next week, along with CSakura and CSyaoran, we'll be bringing in Soel, Larg, Fai and Kuro-tan!
(Out of nowhere, Kurogane with his Ginryuu attacks Yuuko)
Kurogane: Why you woman! (Slash) Say my name properly!
Yuuko: Kuro-puu! (Stares intently) I'm on the phone here! And you're not suppose to appear until next episode so go back to your own dimension!
(Dimension hole appears and sucks up Kurogane and sends him home)
CSyaoran, CSakura, Toya and Yukito: (Scared of Yuuko) Umm...see you all again on next week's episode!