Ok attempt number 1 of my boondock saints story. Enjoy:) Oh and I do apologize if you find weird mistakes. Don't bag on me about having to type on my iPhone cuz Iv heard enough of it on my other stories. AUTOCORRECT IS NOT MY FAULT. :) thank you. And when you see "..." that means it skipps from the boys to the girls POV.
"Stop fidgeting!" Samantha scolded me as she braided my hair loosely.
"I'm sorry ok, I haven't been to a church in a while and I'm nervous." I said trying to not to bite my nails or twitch my head.
"You'be been watching your dad too much." she mused.
"well when your around someone with a twitch your whole life you unfortunaly get some of there habits. Now, please hurry. Lisa will be very mad if we miss this."
" I know, I know." she said finishing and laying the braide over my shoulder.
"thank you. Now let's go." we hurried out of her car and made our way to the church doors. I hurriedly ate the last of my sandwich and paused to look around.
"What?" Sam said.
I looked at the napkin and them around and saw the lack of a trash can. I folded the napkin up and slid it under my bra strap under my dress. I looked to see Sam shaking her head.
"what! I ain't gonna litter in front of a church!" I said in my defense.
"Ok whatever, now come on." she rushed me as I pushed up my glasses.
We scurried in as quietly as we could and almost bumped into two men on their way to the exit. They had on black jackets and I couldn't help but look back at them as they pith something that looked like necklaces into their shirts and walked out. They were cu-NO! Bad Annie! Bad Annie! Don't think about that in a church. I took a deep breath and sat down. We listened to the priest or monsignor talk about the public death about someone named Kitty. I could barely hear him but I understood most of what he was saying. She was killed in cold blood, in broad daylight. No one even cared enough to call the police. The world has always been cruel but we have to keep faith in those who still have goodness in their hearts. The ones who acknowledge the fear of the indifference in good men and do something about the evil in this world.
...
Murphy and Connor both strutted out placing their Rosaries back into their black shirts and proceeded to put on their sunglasses and stop right outside the door to light a ciggerette.
" I do believe the Monsignors' finally got the point." Connor stated slightly amused.
"Aye." Murphy said after tacking a drag of his smoke.
They then began walking.
"did you see those two girls who just waliked in?" Murphy asked.
"aye." Connor answered." but I only caught a glimps of the one with glasses. I got a good view of the other one though. You?"
" I liked the one with glasses." Murphy smiled." we've never seen such bonnie lasses in these parts."
" that is true." Connor laughed." most of them are crack whores alway fucking around."
" let's get to work." Murphy commented.
...
"Well look on the bright side." Samantha said." Lisa wasn't totally pissed."
" yea but did she have to nag us all the way into the parking lot?" I said frustrated." I mean she kept grabbing my arm trying to ask me million questions and throws me off balance." I point to my slightly swollen ankle."How am I supposed to start work today with this? At a freaking meat packing place!"
" look I'm sorry that we have a shitty job and even shittier support but come on Ann, if we wanted to be helped and never successful we would have stayed with our moms back in Texas. Remember you hated that and so did I. Now we can't have a lot of attention drawn to us because we don't have exactly what you can call "legal living arangments."
" I'm sorry." I said
" you promise?" she smiled." we'll I'm sorry for making you where those heels."
" you promise?"
" yea." she held out her pinkie as I locked it with mine." I pinkie promise.
" hey did you see those two guys who were walking out?" I asked.
" oh don't even get me started." she said."no words can discribe the way those boys can wear some denim."
We erupted in laughter.
...
After having a laugh at Murphy hitting Connor in the face, everyone cheered as he started beating at his brother with a cow tounge and yelled with triumph.
" Iam the master!"
Then they were set up with three women.
" you'll be training them today."
The boys immediately recognized the women as the ones from the church. Then they looked to see a tall woman with a nose ring.
" oh joy." the two thought to themselves after seeing the giant woman.
...
We followed the boys we recognized as the ones from church and nearly squealed. Well Sam and I almost did. The tall woman looked like one of those lesbians that absolutely hated guys( a/n: no offense to gays:)) and when Connor I think was his name mentioned something about " the rule of the thumb." it sent the woman into a rant about men being able to beat their wives in the 1900s if they used stick was no whiter than their thumb.
I don't know quiet what her point was but she was pissed when Connor mocked her by gesturing to his thumb." we'll we cant do anything with this now can we?" he grabbed his wrist." perhaps it should have been " the rule of whe wrist." I smiled at Samantra when she snorted and tried not to laugh.
" I knew you bitches and pricks would give me shit!" she hollered.
" come on." Murphy said smiling." it's St. Patty's Day. It's all in good fun."
She looked at Murphy and me." Fuck You!"
Then she looked to Samantha and Connor." And fuck you too!"
" come on now." Connor said." Ju-just relax now."which earnd him a kick in the nuts. When Samantha went to help him I had to lung for Murphy to stop him from punching the woman nd ended up hanging on him with my hands around his neck. I failed.
" shit!" I said still hanging from his back.
...
The boys said by to the girls and invited them to the bar later. They them walked home. Well Connor limped kinda. They hung their necklaces by the door and went to get ready.
So do you like it? Please review if you do:)
TheSpazChik