Naruto woke up one Saturday morning to find his room had been vandalized. ''wtf?'' he screeched, jumping out of his bed in his blue pjs, staring in shock at the state his room had been left in. his bookshelf and dresser were knocked over with clothes and random crap all over the place, the window in his bedroom had been smashed and glass was lying all over the floor. Sunshine lit the room gently as his curtains billowed in the breeze but he was in no mood to appreciate the beauty of such a morning.
As he stared in anger at the mess about him, a cold chill suddenly ran down his spine. 'oh no..' he thought, his pupils dilating, fingers twitching in fear. 'could they..could they have taken it…' he worried, then quickly made a mad dash off down his hallway in the direction of the kitchen, noticing the mostly illegible graffiti sprayed all along the walls. He entered his kitchen running at top speed and there sat the black haired fiend, sasuke, leaning back in a wooden chair against the table, legs crossed pompously, facing naruto with something very precious in his hand.
''took you long enough to wake up. dobe.'' he smirked at the bewildered look on naruto's face.
''w..wtf are you doing in my HOUSE YOU ASSFACE?'' naruto yelled, steaming. ''and MORE IMPORTANTLY, above even the fact that you've demolished my house, why in hell are yoU EATING MY RAAMMEEENNN!'' Naruto ran forward and hurled a punch at sasuke, who easily swiped it away w two fingers redirecting his poorly aimed fist. Sasuke jumped up off the chair and landed oh so ninjaly by the front door, in a crouch. Naruto had flown to the side and tripped over his own dirty stanky ass laundry and landed upside down. ''you don't know who you're messin with. This was a warning to leave me the fuck alone. Next time, '' he paused for dramatic effect, lifting up a tendril of steaming noodle and slipping it in his mouth, the juice dripping down his chin. ''I wont be so merciful, and itll be a lot more than some cheap ass ramen you're missing. '' he then winked and walked out the door.
''I didn't..I ddnt even do anything to the guy..'' naruto whispered, a cold sweat breaking out on his body. ''I really don't understand what this threat is about, the guys so damn..confusing! But he sure does eat ramen sexy " he thought. He didn't understand his own feelings towards sasuke..confused, angry, wanting to kick his ass, yet at the same time the guy had a mysterious bitchy elegance and mystique that just seemed to draw him in like a magnet. "ive gotta talk to him later, straight up ask him whats going on. Maybe in a crowded area so hell be less likely to kill me..well I hope a crowd would stop him.. O.o'' he then went to take a shower, but not before noticing ''fuKinG dobE'' written in red spray paint across his kitchen wall. *sigh* naruto felt only more confused, yet his cheeks blushed ever so slightly.