Tailzo Finds Sausage
Ok so it was one day later now. In the year of our lord Event Horizon 228. Tailzo was waving good bye to his friends who are Dan, Catherine, Vee, Ali, and Nene. The five women were walking to the elevator to go to the ground floor from floor 50000000.
"Was ok. DJ Tailzo out!" Tailzo said with great enthusiasm.
"Bye lover boy!" Most of the women said as they waved.
Nene was the first to open the elevator door. What happened next will shock you, so please don't read if you are shockable. There was no elevator, just a shaft, but Nene walked in anyways. She fell but magically teleported to France and became a chef. Everyone else waited for the elevator except Catherine who got eaten by worms. They all went home. Tailzo looked out his window and felt really happy for the first time. Then his phone rang.
"Hi Tailzo, this is Cory. Let's hang out dude." The voice on the phone sounded very sexy.
Tailzo replied with "Yes."
Later that night Tailzo walked to Cory's house. Cory was in the house. Also Teddy, Mitch, and Max were there. Everyone was naked and fucking. Long meaty penises were in all of the butts. Tailzo knew he was in heaven. Tailzo took down his pants but alls everyone saw was Event Horizon's face saying "Not on my watch." Event Horizon shot lazers out of Tailzo's crotch and instantly killed Max and Mitch, blowing their heads clean off.
Teddy said "Hehe, nice going, I was a double agent all along. I am a heghug"
"Please don't kill me Teddy, I am a cool guy I like ladies." Cory cried as he was cowering before Teddy and Teddy's lazur gun.
Teddy shot Cory right in the mouth and Cory bled to death in 5 weeks. Cory ate 5 bagels while waiting to die.
"Tailzo, I told you you can only be gay on the internet, don't mess up again!" Event said from the pelvic region.
Tailzo went home and fell asleep on the floor to the soft sounds of his uncle snoring on the couch.