Hi, I am Sly Cooper the Theiving Racoon, and I am going to tell you about my life. At first, I am always being chased by the cops. Actually my ex-wife is a cop. So let me get to the point… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My ex wife, Carmelita, is chasing me and she has this gun that shoots electric bolts and I just got shot in the buttocks. I am not ever going to not like her, for she is my TRUE LOVE. My friend Bently throws a bomb at her and she falls into 1 of the many caanals in Venice, Italy. Luckily she can swim. Me and my friends escape down a manhole.
Me and the gang get to the safe house where the cops and gaurds and the other bad guys cannot get us (thank the lord)! The safe house looks different in every place we go. where we are now our safe house is in the making but it is going to look like a normal little shack in the city. O.K let me get to the rest of my story, my friends are: Bently, and Murray. They are all good friends. I have more friends but they abandoned us at the end of the Cooper Vault job. For our next job, we will need new allies. So Bentley goes to his computer onto the Thiefnet, a search engine, and types in best "THE BEST THIEVES IN THE WORLD. And a big list pops up. It has ten thieves on it. Bentley reads " Dakota the crocodile, Sparky the deer, Buffalo the skunk, Brian the bear, THE COOPER GANG, James the Jackalope, Draco the elk, Sam the shark, Doug the dog, and Brandon the Buzzard."
So I tell them "We need to choose at least 5 or 6" And then Murray YELLS out, "We are definitely getting Sam the shark. He lives in the Pacific Ocean. It says he is the terror of the sea." And then Bentley says "We should get Dakota the crocodile. It says he is a demolition expert." I say, " We should also get Buffalo, and Brandon." I thought we should also get Draco,but I wasn't sure Bentley would I say, "Let's get this started!"
Ps, this was written by my twelve year old brother Dakota. He really wanted me to post it, and I finally got to it. Any credit goes to him, and neither of us own Sly Cooper Video Games.