Yes, I know I should be working on my other stories, but right now I'm kind of stuck on them. I hope this drabble fic cures the writer's block with them. This is my first Pandora Hearts fic, so please let me know what you all think of it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Pandora Hearts, I don't own the OC's Honoka Suzume or Fleur(arrives later), I don't own the roleplay. I.E., I don't own crap else besides the plot and my own OC(s, whom of which will also arrive later). Well, enjoy!
Guide to Romancing the Maiden: Step 1
Step 1: Make a very good first impression.
Everyone's full attention was on Xerxes Break, who stood at the doorway with a new face beside him.
"So this is Honoka Suzume, the newest member in our division of Pandora. It's been decided that she will be Sharon's subordinate. Starting today, Honoka will be hanging out with us and accompanying us on every one of our missions, so let's all get along, okaaay?"
Oz was the first to approach the girl and greet her, while Gilbert and Alice were still looking her up and down, as if seeing what to make of this new girl. "Hi there~ It's great to meet you. I hope we can become really good friends." He exclaimed cheerfully, pausing to grab a rose from the vase on the nearby tea table. "Because your beauty surpasses even a lovely, fragrant rose in full bloom." He handed the rose to her with a charming, 100 watt, completely artificial smile.
Gilbert was taken aback by Oz's sudden host-like behavior, gaping at the mouth and all. Alice scratched her ear in boredom and proceeded to poke him. "Ey, Seaweed Head, this isn't the time to be napping or whatever you're doing. We still gotta go greet the new girl." She informed him bluntly before biting into a buttered crumpet. He snapped out of the daze and turned immediately to the black-haired girl. "I wasn't sleeping, you Stupid Rabbit. Mind your own business. And stop poking me! Keep your fingers to yourself." He finished with a sneer.
"It isn't my fault you were sitting there with a stupefied expression on your face, now is it! As a manservant, you should thank me that I even bothered to snap you out of it, idiot!"
"It's none of your damn concern what kind of expression I have on my face! And I would never lower myself to something like thanking you. While we're on the subject, I'm not your manservant! What made you think such an idiotic idea?"
"Simple; the manservant of a manservant is a manservant. And fine; next time you make a dumb face, I'll just leave you to it and let you make a bad first impression."
"Yes, please do 'leave me to it.' And that makes no damn sense! Just because I serve Oz doesn't mean I would ever take a single order from you!"
"Calm down, calm down. We're indoors so try to lower your voices a little. Also, Break said to get along. So let's all be friends with eachother~!" Oz called out childishly. His voice was almost drowned out by the other two yelling at eachother as they engaged in combat using the silverware as their weapons. Needless to say, the half-hearted attempt to calm them down had fallen on deaf ears, and as a result, the grown man and the young lady carried on with their bickering.
The newest addition to the group just stood in the same spot the entire time, wondering just what she had gotten herself into joining this division of Pandora.
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Thoughts? Questions? Comments? Critique? Flames? Review! Or Break will slip into your house via cabinet or table underside and eat all the sweets. XD
I was inspired to write this by being in a PH series reenactment roleplay (myself playing as Oz). But it's really from all of us doing extra, crackish and sidestory roleplaying in the OOC thread with eachother. I told them I wanted to turn it into a drabble series and they seemed excited about it. Then 3 chapters later I found myself coming up with more and more plot, getting more material and encouragement from them as time passed. I've come to enjoy writing this and decided to share it with you all on .
I must say thank you to those people: Thank you, kurokku(Alice and Gilbert) Honoka(OC) Vissa(Sharon) and clocks(Break). I hope that we can all continue to get along, roleplay together, and inspire eachother. My sincere thanks to you guys. I want to continue to be online nakama. ^^
Oh, and those who are curious, here is the link to the roleplay:
http: (no triple w and remove the spaces) /rp. eliteskills. com ? r=48203