This is getting too werid
"Harry! You get back here right now!" Yelled
at very mad Hermione, as they were getting off of the Hogwarts Express.
Harry turned around, a look of pure venom, shot out. "How do you think I
feel, Hermione? Walking trying to find you and Ron, and end up walking in on
you two making out!" Harry was turning a very pale shade of red, as if he's
finally let something out that had been eating his insides.
I guess you're wondering on how I managed to hear this wonderful conversasion, aren't you? Well, I'm now other then Neville Longbottom. I'm in the same house and year as Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Things have been heating up, already. And if Gran is right, this is just the beginning. Oh yes, now back to the action…
"I…I…" For once Hermione didn't have an answer to a question, this must be recorded! "Harry…You know that Ron and I have been seeing each other, right? Didn't you notice that all of the owls that you got from us, came as one? Harry, wake up! I've been…Ron is fine, he treats me right, and I don't spend half of the night worrying and thinking if he is going to die the next day or You-Know-Who is going to kill him! Think of what you've put us through Harry."
Hermione, the smartest and the prettiest girl at Hogwarts, no..in the world…I can't believe that she went to the ball with Krum, then me! I know I'm not the smoothest person around, but I'm half way decent! Hermione walked off, and found Ron. I don't blame Harry and Ron for liking her. Anybody in their right mind would, unless they're like..gay…yuck..don't ask…
The next few days went by well….not so smooth. Harry and Ron aren't talking to each other, but I don't think that Ron has noticed. Since that Hermione and him have been making out all over the place…again don't ask….Harry's been a total mess. I guess he's suffering another lost. I'm basically in the same boat he is. For my parents aren't dead, but insane, but were tortured by the Death Eaters. If I could, I would perform the 'Adva Kravda' on them in one second! But, because they were tortured, I'm scared, no take that back…terrified of magic. It can make your world happy-go-lucky or as painful as hell.
Now, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, is rising. Harry is fixing to, or already is, go insane. He dosen't have Hermione and Ron's help this time. I'm not to sure that he can make it, alone. I mean, they helped him all last year with the Tri-Wizard Cup but, when they're not there, Harry seems to do his best. Ron and Hermione, well….they've been sent to Dumbledore, I don't know how many times this week, asking them to help. But since they're both so stubborn, they won't. Its selfish, sacrificing their BEST FRIEND so they can have their 'fun'. This disgusts me. And to think…I actually thought that I liked her as well!!!! She's turned into..well…that American 'woman' Madonna…I've seen her…nevermind…..that's a bit off subject…And there are even rumors that Hermione is…well…pregenent! I can only guess who's the father…
Harry was shocked at the news, it was a major blow to him, I mean MAJOR. He looks terrible, he's stopped shaving, he really needs to..there is fixing to be a new rainforest if he dosen't…..And he keeps on yelling werid stuff like 'But…I don't like fruitcakes!!!…..I need that new barrette that plays tricks on other people…I'm going to run off and become a Muggle!!!' Dumbledore had a heart attack after he yelled that. And because of that, he died. Now, I don't know how but Hermione has moved up her due date to be….on…March the 24th or something like that…weird….and has taken on of Harry's wild ideas, the Barrette that plays the tricks on people, and has showed Fred and George how to make them, and make them to specific things. This isn't going to be good, not at all. I didn't particulary like the Canary Charms….would you like to become a Canary??!! Huh, huh!!! Now the barrettes now shout things like 'Slytherin is the LOSERS!!….Snape wears a wig!!!!….Dumbldore's death was foul play by the Slytherins!!!!' and the list gose on. That was the beginning, now they play tricks on other people. They now squirk ink, imatate Peeves, sound like Muggle alarms, and have Snape yelling 'DETENTION! 100000000 POINTS FROM YOUR HOUSE AND I'M ADDING THAT TO SLYTHERIN!!!!!' This is getting weirder and weirder. Hermione is pregenent, Harry is going insane, Dumbledore is dead….You-Know-Who is rising…the world is going to end…..
A/N: no, I don't own anything….sorry that I couldn't think of another date!!! (ya know who ya r…plus I'll probably add and change this up 10 million times as well….) This is completely..well…messed up….an evil creation of mine…..i'll have to write another one soon, and then go back to work on my MAJOR LONG crossover SM/DBZ/TENCHI/HP fic…..yes, it's a different one…I may add more ppl from different shows as I go further into it…..this is a poor contrasted fic…even though it only took me…well…1 long boorrringgggg class…*Miss. J's!!!!! I write a lot of my fics or chaps., or poems in there…that and Spanish…..he he….* I've got to create a new type of fic…..something that has never been seen before…all I'm saying is BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID….*evil laugh*