It was a beautiful morning in the world of Souls. The sun had just risen, and Mitsusuki could not help but feel privileged to exist in this calm environment. It had been four years since the cursed sword soul edge was destroyed.
Mitsusuki sighed and drew his blade. Hidden at the bottom of the hilt was a locket necklace. He pored the content of his hilt into his hand. The locket was shaped as a heart of gold. He popped it open, and as he did the reflected sun glared at him.
As he refocused, he saw himself four years ago. Everything was in chaos. He was fighting a war against monsterous creatures. Lizardmans, burserkers, and assassins everywhere. Then, when they cornered him Yeung Son appeared.
He defeated them all by merely being in their presence. "Quit now, if you want to live!" He did not realize his words were meaningless as he was such an ugly sight to bear that any non gifted fighter would instantly die.
Mitsusuki came back to reality, staring straight at the opened locket. It was a picture of Yeung Son. Tears filled Mitsusuki's eyes. "DAMN IT. WHY DID THINGS END LIKE THEY DID?!" Mitsusuki clutched the locket shut.
-FLASHBACK 4 YEARS AGO-
Mitsusuki was just a toddler. He cradled around in his diapers. Then he made a stinky. "UGH DISGUSTING!" Cried his mother, Cassandra. She thrusted his stank ass out the window and he fell in the jungle and he hit his head. He cried and cried. But no one came to his aid.
The nasty, stanky babby was dying. Suddenly a noise rustled. Baby misturigu stopped cryin.
The evil monster crept closer and closer...IT WAS VOLDO! He pounced on Mitsusuki and but at the last second a bird swooped up Mitsrugi. The bird was actually nightmare and he was actually a horse not a bird lol babies are so fuckin stupid.
Nightmare took off his nasty horse cock armor and cradled the crying stank ass. "P U you smell disgusting! I'm gonna call you Diarhea!" Said Sigfried smiling in his crookedly fucked up evil smile but it was good and not evil.
Then he put Mitsurugi under his shirt and started breast feeding. You'll Be In My Heart (C) from Disney's Tarzan (C) began to play. "My name is Mitsurugi you fucking clopper." Said Mitsusuki. "EXCUSE ME BITCH?! YOU DO NOT TALK TO YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY DIARHEA!" YELLED SIGFRIED.
He bitch slapped Mitsuzuki into the ground which snapped his toddler baby jaw in half and he started to bleed. His lifetime of servitude had just begun.
Mitsusuki was forced to perform laberous tasks. Everyday he sat in front of Nightmare/Siegfried's COX DIGITAL RECEIVER (R) and had to schedule it to record all shows related to sword fighting, mining, knights, and ponies.
Mitsusuki struggled. He had to make sure the shows he was recording had not been seen already and at the same time make sure the receiver did not pass the 15hr limit. There was also the problem of the switches between nightmare and Siegfried.
One day Mitsusuki had finished his 15hr job of searching and scheduling recordings. As he turned off the tv- sighing at his chance for freedom- Siegfried entered the room. He gave a warm smile- something that was not unusual for Siegfried to do at Mitsusuki. "Diarhea, why don't you come join me for a show."
Mitsusuki was about 5 at this time, having learned the discipline of his mother. He knew to listen well and heed the kind reward. He sat on his lap, and together they watched a full episode of "Knights and Steeds Vol. 4". When the show ended, Siegfried gave permission for Mitsusuki to delete the show. "Diarhea, this was wonderful. Go ahead and delete the show." Mitsusuki was tired, and had a slight case of tunnel vision. He did as his mother asked and selected the show and hit the delete button.
As he hit the delete he saw a dark red light burst from behind him. Siegfried was now a Nightmare. "NO YOU FUCKING DIARHEA DUMPSTER BABY!" He backslashed Mitsuski with his "A" attack. "I DIDNT GET TO WATCH THAT SHOW YOU DUMBASS! YOU WILL PAY!" Mitsusuki received the beating of his life, and when he was finally bested he realized his mistake.
He had deleted the show exactly at 7:59PM at 58 seconds, and Siegfried switches to Nightmare every night at 8:00PM; remaining as Nightmare until 7:30AM. Nightmare had only seen the part where Mitsusuki deleted the show- forgetting the whole bonding time Mitsusuki had had with Siegfried. This happened numerous times- but Mitsusuki recieved the worst beating of his life at the age of 8 when he deleted a show Siegfried REALLY liked: My. Little. Pony.
-meanwhile in the same time period-
Voldo crept back to his cave. The cave was actually a giant ship. And the giant ship was actually Cervantes's house. "HHHHIISSSS WWWWWIISSSS PIIISSSSSSS" scarily hissed the BDSM Lord as he unwrapped his band aids and started taking a leak on the carpet.
"GOD. DAMN IT. VOLDO. I. TOLD. YOU. NO. PEEING. ON. MY. FUUUUUCCKKINNGG. BRAAAND. NEEEWWW. CAAARRPEEETTTT." Angrily yelled Cervantes while smashing VOLDO with every . inserted. VOLDO withered away? "Ugh, is that stupid dog back here?" Said a prickish, childish voice. "Yes, but I showed him who the boss is." Said Cervantes, beckoning the child with his finger, but then it fell off.
"Ugh, daddy, I am sooo booorrreeedd." Said the child. "Patience, my child." Said Cervantes. "When can I finally destroy the Warrior of Soul(TM)?" asked the child, pouting. "After your training." Said Cervantes. "It's not my fault your stupid dog couldn't destroy the Warrior of Soul (TM) 8 years ago..." the child mouthed off, but was immediately incinerated by Cervantes. "DONT FORGET YOUR PLACE BOI!" Shouted Cervantes. The child began to cri. Cervantes stuck his broken off finger into the child's mouth. Cervantes placed a beautiful golden locket around the child's neck. "Keep this, and when you're older, remember what it's for." Cervantes started. The child began to mumble with the finger in his mouth but Cervantes just kicked him in the nutsack. "Remember Young-Soung, you are the only one who can defeat the Soul Warrior (TM), it is your destiny. Now let's start your training!" Cervantes shoved a sword through Yung Seong's childish hand which ruined it for life and gave him cancerous arthritis.
-Three years passed
Mitsusuki was now eight and Yung Seong was nearing the end of his training. Nightmare was cranky this late night. She ordered Mitsusuki to do strange tasks that are normally done in the daytime. "Get the mail!" She groaned, eating goldfish with her giant hand. Mitsusuki was feeling rebellious that night and defiantly stated, "Why don't you get it yourself!"
Nightmare was not in the mood to hear defiance- yet also did not feel well enough to fight Mitsusuki. "Diarhea, I need more souls, you don't have to get the mail." Mitsusuki felt a tint of guilt. He went upstairs and opened the bathroom cabinet.
He grabbed the pills labeled "Souls." Curious, Mitsusuki read the description. "Take 1 tablet during periodic cycle. Take 2 tablets during cramps. Take 50x+ if in menopause." Confused, Mitsusuki continued downstairs and handed Nightmare the pills.
Nightmare downed the entire bottle. "Ugh" she moaned. Mitsusuki, still feeling guilty, went outside to get the mail. But as he opened the mailbox he heard a rustle in the bushes!
"RAAAAAAAAA!" screamed a fiery red haired boy. No really, his hair was actually on fire. "HELLLLPPPPPPPP!" He grabbed Mitsusuki and violently shook him about. This triggered the fight reflex in Mitsusuki and he immediately punched the other boy down to the ground. He stomped on his hair until the fire was all out. "Gee wiz, thanks a lot..." Young Seong started but then, "WAIT A MINUTE YOURE THE WARRIOR OF SOUL(TM)!" Yun Suen immediately kicked Mitsusuki in the face.
Fortunately, Mitsusuki was used to the beatings Nightmare/Sigfried gave him, and retaliated with baring his mail key!" "Oh..oh shit hey um that's not...we're not getting serious now are we?" Shied away youn Seong, acting like the pussy bitch he was. He began to run. Mitsrugi chased after him. Misturigu tackled his stupid prick bitch ass and began stabbing him in the kidney.
"WHAT THE HELL IS A WARRIOR OF SOUL(TM)?" Asked misturigu. "ITS YOU!" Yelled young Seong, pushing Mitsusuki away. "I've never had any friends before." Said misturigu looking deep into yun Seong's eyes. "What the fuck? You were killing me two second ago and now you want to be friends?!" Yelpered yun Seong. "Hah...well...my mother has...well...she and he sometimes..." Yun Seong stopped misturigu. "I know what you mean. My dad's a fucking necrophiliac corpse. Your mom can't be that bad." Yun Seong stated.
"So...are we friends?" Asked mitsurigi. "NOOOOOOOO! Yelled yun Seong in mitsurigu's face. Like literally 1 inch from his face. Then he ran away into the forest. Mitsurigi's heart soared. He had made a new friend! A friend! Another human! He gleefully skipped back to get the mail and then back to nightmare...who was waiting at the front door looking very pist.
"Diarhea, I know what you did." Nightmare said darkly. "No..no mother.. I..II..." Mumbled Mitsurigu. "If you ever. EVER. speak to another soul again and not let me eat them. I'll keep you locked away in this tower...FOREVER!" Screamed nightmare as lightning filled the sky. And her pants turned red. "Oh fuck. I got my period again. Fucking shit." Said nightmare, leaving a trail of blood as she walked inside, holding mitsurugi's ear. He cried. A little.