A/N: This is a little writing collaboration I was working on with someone quite a while back. She was playing Mikuo's and Rin's part, and I was playing Len's and Miku's part.

Pairing: MikuoxLen

"Len! Come on, hurry up already!" Rin pouted childishly as she dragged the younger Kagamine into yet another - female - clothing store. "You're so slow! Anyone would think you don't want to try on all the beautiful clothes!" She couldn't suppress the snicker that escaped her as she said this, and cast an evil grin back at her twin. "Which you most definitely do, right?"

"I-I er..." Len stuttered then sighed. "Yes, I do my wonderful twin sister..." Len almost said sarcastically. He followed his twin into what Len thought was the 10th girlish store they went to in one day. Len looked around the store and glared at the male cashier as he greeted the twins. Damn fag… Len thought and watched his sister look through the many racks of clothing in the store.

"Now, what to make you wear..." Rin mused softly as she searched through the countless articles of clothing. "I was thinking something with lots of frills, but still sexy enough to seduce any man that looks at you." She laughed softly, glancing at her twin. "See anything you like?"

"Anything I like?! Are you mental?! I don't like this stuff! You forced me to come shopping with you, remember?!" Len almost yelled, but decided not to so he didn't draw attention and make a scene. "I hate trying on these clothes!" Len pouted.

Rin snickered softly, shrugging. "Alright then, so it's my choice. I'll be sure to force you into the sluttiest outfit I can find." She laughed, continuing to search through the various clothing around them.

"Wha-?! Hey! No! That's not right!" Len allowed himself to yell this time, causing the workers and customers in the store to look their way. Len blushed from embarrassment and looked down, cursing under his breath. "This sucks."

Rin giggled cheerfully, continuing to search. "Ah ha!" She grinned after an approximate seven minutes of searching, turning to Len holding up an incredibly tiny skirt, stockings, high heels and a tube top. "On. Now."

"What?! But I dont want to wear that! It's too revealing! Rin, please don't make me wear that!" Len begged and got down to his knees. "Please! I dont wanna wear that!" Len hugged his sister's legs.

Rin snickered, shrugging. "Eh, sucks to be you. Put it on."

"Dammit, Rin..." Len grumbled, getting up off the floor and snatching the clothes out of his sister's hands. He then went to the fitting room, changed, and walked out. "Here, you butt." Len said as he took the hair tie he usually wore out of his hair so Rin could see better on how it would look like on herself.

"Ohh, cute!" Rin giggled, walking around him to further exam. "I like it. Maybe I should get it." She smiled, turning to look for more clothes when a glimmer of teal hair caught her attention. "Is that..? Oh my God, Miku-chan!" Rin squealed, tackling the older female, ignoring Mikuo who stood behind the elder Hatsune, irritated.

"Woah!" Miku fell to the ground after suddenly hearing her name called out. "Who the- Oh! Rin-chan! Hi! It's been so long!" Miku quickly got up, and helped the blonde girl up. "How are you?! And ho-" Miku caught a glimpse of Len standing behind Rin with his arms crossed and looking kind of... Pissed. "Oh my god! Is that Len-kun?!" Miku giggled, using your twin to try on clothes for you, just like the old times, eh Rin?"

"Heheh, of course~" Rin winked, grinning. "He's so good at it too! He has such a girly figure!" Rin smiled before looking at Mikuo. "Er, Mikuo, what are you looking at?" Mikuo, who was completely deaf to the world around him, didn't reply as he stared at the lovely 'female' before him.
"Wow..." Rin blinked a few times, moving in front of him to try and see where he was looking.
"What? What's so fascinating?"

Len was a bit freaked out when he looked at Mikuo, who was staring at him. "What? What do you want?" Len said in his slightly girlish voice. Len disliked the high-pitched part in his voice. He seemed more like a girl that way. The only way some guys were convinced that he was a guy was when he pulled his pants down in front of them, causing them to run away in disgust. "Quit looking at me you pedophile."

Miku laughed. "Oh, that's right! Len and Mikuo have never been introduced! Len, this is Mikuo. He's my brother."
"Uh... Huh..." Was all Len could say.

"She's so pretty..." Mikuo mumbled, too dazed to hear the conversation going on around them. Rin looked up at him, then at Len, then back again and burst out laughing.
"Oh my god! You think Len's a..." She gasped, giggling. "This is too funny! I knew you made a convincing girl!"

"Oh god dammit! Are you kidding me?! He thinks I'm a damn girl?! This SUCKS!" Len yelled. "Rin, I wanna take this off. Now. I really dont want to wear this around a pedophile like him."
Miku laughed so much that her face was turning red. "O-oh my god! C-can't breathe! So funny!" She was doubled over, her arms wrapped around her stomach. "L-Len's a convincing girl a-and my brother's a pedophile!"

"Ah ha ha! This is too awesome!" Rin laughed, her face beginning to hurt. "You can't take that off until he realizes you're a guy!" She squealed, enjoying the torture she knew this would inflict on her beloved brother.

"Aw, you SUCK, Rin!" Len yelled and stormed over to the cashier to pay for the outfit, since his sister was refusing to let him remove it. The cashier eyed him suspiciously as if Len had committed a crime. Len said nothing and snatched his change and receipt from the cashier and went back to the fitting room to bag his clothes.

Rin snickered quietly, placing a hand over her mouth to stifle her giggles. Mikuo blinked a few times, realizing Len was no longer there, and looked around in confusion. "Huh? What happened? Why is Rin laughing?" He looked at the giggling teen suspiciously, only causing her to laugh louder.

When Len had gathered his clothes, he swung the store bag over his shoulder and went over to Rin. "You suck. Why do you have to do this to me? I hate this outfit. Meh, I'm hungry. Can we go eat?" Len complained.

Mikuo blinked, staring at him with near sparkly eyes. "I'll take you anywhere you like to eat." Rin giggled softly at the near robotic tone to the male Hatsune's voice, and had to resist the urge to wave her hand in front of his face.

Len looked at Mikuo with an annoyed expression. "Not you. I was talking to my sister. Go away you creep."

Mikuo took his hand, completely ignoring the insult, and started to drag him off. "Nonsense, I'll get you something in a jiffy! Anything you want, just say the word!"

"Let me go, you rapist!" Len tried to pull his arm away from Mikuo's grip. "Let go, let go, let go!"

"Rapist?! Where?!" Mikuo gasped, hugging Len close as he looked around. "It's that damn Sakine bastard, isn't it?! Don't worry princess, I shall protect you from his evil clutches!" Mikuo looked around more, now alert for 'that damn Sakine bastard'. He blinked in confusion when he couldn't spot Meito anywhere, and turned around a few times. "Huh, guess he left... Let us continue!" He smiled, dragging the smaller boy onwards.

"You are so stupid..." Len said.

"Pardon?" Mikuo blinked, looking at him blankly.

"I was talking about you, stupid! I was calling you a rapist!" Len yelled, trying to get the message through to Mikuo.

"Eh? Why am I a rapist?!" Mikuo pouted, hurt by the younger male's words.

"Because you won't let me go!" Len slapped Mikuo's hand, forcing him to release his arm. "Sheesh, can't you tell when someone isn't interested?"

Mikuo gasped, even more hurt. "Eh? But you haven't even given me a chance..." He pouted, looking much like a kicked puppy, and sighed. "I'm sowwy..."

Len stared at Mikuo and sighed. "Do you even know my name?"

"Um... I think Rin-chan said Len... A very lovely name, might I add."

"I'm glad you at least paid attention to that." Len crossed his arms, trying to look annoyed but in reality, was just trying to cover up as much of himself as possible without making it obvious he was feeling self-conscious.

"Of course I did! I would never fall in love with a girl without knowing her name." He smiled before blinking a few times. "Y'know, you really don't look comfortable... Here..." He took his sweater off, placing the overly large cloth around Len's shoulders.

Len stared at Mikuo in slight surprise. Why is he helping me?, Len though. I've been saying mean things to him. I don't understand... "Why are you being so nice? You barely know me. I could be some kind of killer for all you know."

"Eh? Because, I'm in love with you." Mikuo smiled, taking Len's hand gently. "Now, let's get you something to eat~"

Len pulled his hand away from Mikuo. "You creep me out. Go away."

"Awww..." Mikuo pouted, but nodded anyway, admitting defeat. "Alright... May I at least escort you back to your sister? I would hate for you to get hurt looking for her."

Len thought for a moment. "Well... I guess that would be okay. Thanks."

Mikuo nodded slightly, leading the way back to the teenage girls.
"Ah, that was quick!" Rin blinked, looking at them in confusion. "What happened?"

"I called him a rapist. Told him he creeps me out and to go away. But he insisted on escorting me back to you so I agreed." Len explained matter-of-factly.
Miku looked at her brother. "Ne, you should ask Len out, Mikuo!"
"Geh! Miku! Don't give him ideas!" Len yelled.

"Eh? But Len-chan doesn't like me..." Mikuo pouted, going to hug the older Hatsune. "Waah, I'm so hurt..." He sniffled, snuggling her. Rin glared lightly at Len, sighing.
"Why'd you call him a rapist?"

"Because I wanted him to go away. But did that happen? No." Len explained.
Miku hugged her sibling. "Len, go on a date with him tomorrow or else."
"Or else what?" Len asked.
"I'll shove a leek up your-" Miku was interrupted.
"Okay, okay! I'll go on a date with him tomorrow! Just don't finish that sentence!" Len looked a bit scared.

Rin snickered quietly, grinning. "Perfect. You now have a date!" Mikuo blinked, looking up from where he cuddled Miku.
"Yay!" He smiled, snuggling her before looking at Len. "I'll see you tomorrow then!"

"Yeah, I guess so. Where should we meet?" Len asked.

"Um... The park?"

"Alright. Be there at 12." Len said.

"Okay!" Mikuo smiled bright, nodding.

"Okay, bye." Len walked away as fast as he could, not even waiting for his sister or glancing at Miku.

"Er... I guess we're going!" Rin giggled, waving at the Hatsunes before running after Len. "Isn't this excited, Len-chan." She purred, giggling.

"Shut up, Rin. I don't wanna talk about it." Len just continued walking and soon got back to their house in no time at all. "I'm going to bed." Len walked up to his room, slammed the door, and plopped onto his bed. Tomorrow's going to be a looonnnggg day... Len sighed and let sleep overtake him.