What should've happened to dipper on his way to the multi-bear
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Dipper jumped down from the tree's! Only a couple more miles! Then he'd slay
the multi-bear! His trials would be complete! Then truly he would be a man!
Let nothing stop him! "Uh, dipper?" Asked a confused, familiar voice. Dipper
looked around and saw Wendy. "What are you doing?...Actually forget that,
what are you wearing?" Asked Wendy feeling more awkward by the second. It's
at that point dipper very became self-conscious of wearing nothing but a
loincloth in front of the girl he liked. Embarrassed, he covered himself.
"Oh...Uh-Stan! Yeah! Stan made me do this! It's...a new promotion for the
shack!" "Oh...okay then." Said a very uncomfortable Wendy...there was only
so much you could say when your friend was standing almost-naked in front of
you. A couple more awkward pauses elapsed before dipper cleared his throat.
"Right, so I should get going. See you later!" Shouted dipper as he ran behind the nearest tree-
RIP!
It was the mother of all awkward silences. Dipper had made it behind the tree,
his loincloth had not. It was snagged on a bush near the tree. After several
long, painful minutes of silence. A very flustered Wendy spoke up. "Should I
just leave?" "I'd appreciate it." said a mortified dipper from behind the tree.
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A couple minutes latter. Dipper was back on the move, and he was pissed!
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The multi-bear was getting a very bad feeling...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
SERIOUSLY, Why aren't their more dipper V.S. Manliness AU's that involve Wendy? Could someone explain it to me?
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