this is just a quick story for brendaddy's big birthday!
as the clock struck 12 bren noticed something out of his window. it was a light. it was a flashing red one to be exact. he walked over to his window, just to see a girl. but that girl wasn't just any girl. that girl was a clown. a birthday clown to be exact. then brendo remembered, it was his birthday. he said to himself,
"i hate clowns... but... it is my birthday... and i mean, i did have that relationship with ronald awhile ago..." he decided to go outside to greet the clown. as he opened the door the clown started running over. she hugged him, and brensa was very confused.
"it's me," she said.
"who?" brenk asked.
"me! your daughter!" the clown yelled.
"my what???!!" breno exclaimed. he didn't have a daughter. he was very confused.
"y'know, ronald also has girl parts... i was born a little while ago," she told brenski.
"but, you're like 14," brenpoo said. and then he remembered, clowns age differently than humans. one human month is two clown years. he was in distress. he couldn't tell sonic, he'd be so pissed that he got ronald pregnant. he said to himself, "i can vore my way out of this but..." and he did. he decided that would be the best way to get out of this situation.
he told the clown to come inside his house. she said, wait dad, you don't even know my name. brensdo said back to her,
"i guess you're right... so, what is your name?"
"it's Josephine. Josie for short," she told her father.
"that is... a beautiful name actually... wow.." beybren said to her. he always loved the name josie. he then thought "i can't vore this... she's my daughter... i have to love and accept her... even if she's a clown..." brent daniel couldn't make up his mind. he had no idea what to do. he wanted to leave this problem until tomorrow but, he couldn't. brendani invited her into his apartment and showed her to a rook that she could stay in for the night. then brendsi told her he'd like to have a talk with her in the morning.
brenda went into his and sonics bedroom and made sweet love with sonic until morning. once he woke up he went to go check on his daughter but she wasn't there. "what???" brendad thought to himself, "where did she go??" he then walked into his kitchen to go get something to eat for breakfast. josie was there she had made a beautiful breakfast for him and sonic. brekosu's jaw dropped in amazement of how beautiful the setup was. she was a perfect daughter. brensoki had never really wanted kids but Josie, she was perfect. the best daughter a dad could ever have. brensad sat down to start eating his birthday breakfast and she said "happy 24th birthday, brendaddy"