Mercedes Jones walked down the hallway hand and hand with her boyfriend Shane. Her life was perfect right now. She quit New Directions and was now in The Troubletones, where she got ALL of the solos! Mercedes was Beyonce, and needed to shine! Now the spotlight was always on her, and she loved it!
"My mom wants you to come over for dinner tonight. She's making tater tots!" Shane said.
Mercedes' eyes lit up like a Christmas tree! She hadn't even been listening to what he was saying, until he said her two favorite words.
Tater tots.
Mercedes was in love with tater tots! She could eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! But she could only eat them at school. Her parents did not allow tots in their house! They thought they were extra calories and would be the death of Mercedes in the end.
That's why Mercedes hated her parents. All she wanted was some damn tots! But no! Her parents were health junkies and banned tater tots, along with chocolate and cheese puffs! No one understood her love for tots. Except for Shane.
Mercedes was so lucky to have found a man who loved tots just as much as she did. She didn't think that type of man existed! But he did. Shane loved tots. Actually, Shane loved all foods. But tater tots were definitely his favorite.
"I'll be there!" Mercedes said. She could already taste the delicious hot snack in her mouth.
"Baby, your mouth is watering again." Shane said.
"Oh, sorry. You know how I get when I think about tots." Mercedes said, wiping the drool from her mouth.
"It's ok, baby. I know. I have to go finish my math test, I'll see you later." Shane said. He kissed her on the cheek and walked away. Mercedes sighed a very happy sigh. Not just because his breath smelled like tots, but because she remembered she had a container of tots in her locker!
Mercedes raced to her locker, her mouth starting to water again. She quickly put in her combination and opened her locker. Mercedes opened the container and started stuffing the delicious treat in her mouth.
"Mhmm." She sighed. Eating tater tots was definitely better than an orgasm!
Mercedes was stuffing more tater tots in her mouth when she noticed a note taped to the door of her locker.
Meet me in the choir room.
Xoxo, Rachel
She rolled her eyes. Rachel was probably going to try to persuade her into coming back. Well it wasn't going to work! Mercedes was never going back to New Directions. But, she was going to anyway. Maybe Rachel would give her a reason to punch her in the face!
Mercedes walked down the hall cheerfully, popping in tater tots one after the other. But she stopped dead in her tracks when she entered the choir room. The Troubletones, New Directions, Mr. Schuester, Ms. Pillsbury, Burt Hummel, and her mom and dad were all there.
"What's going on?" Mercedes asked.
"We need to talk to you." Mr. Schuester said.
"This is a totvention." Ms. Pillsbury said.
"That's a tater tot intervention." Rachel nodded.
"We feel like you're obsessed with tater tots." Ms. Pillsbury said.
"What? No. I'm not obsessed with tater tots!" Mercedes protested.
"We're all just worried about you sweetie." Mrs. Jones said.
"I'm scared that you're addicted to tater tots." Mr. Jones said.
"I am not addicted to tater tots!" Mercedes screamed, and ran out of the choir room.
Mercedes ran all the way to the auditorium. She sat down on the stage and started eating more tater tots.
"You guys are best friends." Mercedes whispered as she put another tot in her mouth.
Tater tots were all Mercedes had, and all she wanted.