I know, I know. "HOPELESSROMANTIC99! THIS IS YOUR 3RD STORY YOU'VE STARTED (and probably won't finish) ABOUT FACEBOOK! RRRRGHH!"
The Doctor is now friends with Amy Pond, Rory Williams, River Song, and TARDIS.
The Doctor Okay, so I got a Facebook. Happy, Amy Pond?
Amy Pond Well, at least you're not using my account anymore.
Rory Williams ...Was that why there was a post on my wall saying, "Rory, get a life and stop wasting time on here?"
River Song likes this.
The Doctor I don't understand this at all... I feel like I'm stalking everyone .
Amy Pond That's what Facebook pretty much is.
The Doctor Why use Facebook if you can talk to someone face to face? Absolute rubbish. Who invented this?
Amy Pond Mark Zuckerburg. He's American, I think.
The Doctor American! Of course. Did you know that America is not sinking due to the rising sea levels but because of the increasing amount of fat people?
Rory Williams and River Song like this.
Amy Pond What about Craig, that bloke you roomed with last year? You said he was a sofa man.
The Doctor There's a difference from being a sofa man and being lazy.
Amy Pond Sureee.
Amy Pond I hate you all.
The Doctor I love you too, Amelia.
Rory Williams Sigh...
Amy Pond The Doctor It's sad that a machine got a Facebook before you did.
TARDIS, Rory Williams, and River Song like this.
The Doctor Hm. Never knew it could do that. See, I learn something new every day.
The Doctor is now friends with Dalek 1A.
Amy Pond Never thought I'd live to see the day.
Rory Williams and TARDIS like this.
The Doctor Will someone please tell me what :) is? It's just a pointless group of punctuation symbols!
Rory Williams It's a smiley face, Doctor.
The Doctor How?
Rory Williams Look at it sideways...
The Doctor Well, what's the point in that? Have to turn your head sideways to see it properly...
Rory Williams -.-"
The Doctor What's that?
Rory Williams An annoyed face with a vein bulging.
The Doctor No it's not. I'm even looking at it sideways this time.
Rory Williams No, this time you look at it right side up.
The Doctor WHAT. THE. BLOODY. HELL.
Amy Pond likes this.
So there's a little snippet of what's to come. If you like, review, PM me, or add it to your favorites! You know the drill.
BTW, I'll be springing *Awesome Fun Bonus Chapters* randomly in the story, which is really just a look at the character's Facebook profiles. Should be fun. Keep an eye out for those! :)
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