So I was reading a ways to kill Dylan fanfic and thought of this. It's to the tune of dumb ways to die by tangerine kitty.
I don't own the original Dumb ways to Die song, Tangerine Kitty and Metro trains do. (Yes you read that right, this song is a message to 'be safe around trains')
Oh and yes, I do hate Dylan, but I can't be bothered explaining it right now. Long story short: he started a massive fight with Fang, lost, I yelled at him and he took of and we never saw him again. Good riddance to bad garbage, I say.
Set fire to your wings
Poke a stick at robot things
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as m-geek bait
Die Dylan die, so many fun ways to die, die Dylan di-i-i-ie, so many fun ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Tell Angel to go die
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Die Dylan die, so many fun ways to die, die Dylan di-i-i-ie, so many fun ways to die
Invite a fly-boy inside
Scratch an eraser's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Die dylan die, so many fun ways to die, die Dylan di-i-i-ie, so many fun ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both your wings on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
Die Dylan die, so many fun ways to die, die Dylan di-i-i-ie, so many fun ways to die
Dress up like a whitecoat in hunting season
Disturb a max for no good reason
Break up Max and Fa-a-a-ang
Piss of Gaz and Ig
Or even just be yourse-elf
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Funest ways to die
Funest ways to die
Funest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many fun
So many fun ways to die