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Sock Lovers

One very magical day, Dumbly felt a rumble throughout the building.

"What was that?!" he thought. "IS IT VOLDY VOLDY VOLDEMORT?" Just then he heard the rumble again. "OH! It's my tum tum!" He said aloud getting a very strange look from McGonagall. So, Dumbly took a long walk down to the kitchens. He walked and walked and walked and walked. He got hungrier, so he decided to run.

"HUAH!" but running was slower than walking…FINALLY, ten hours later, he made it to the kitchen, But by then it was late, and all the house elves were out cleaning the dormitories except for one….DOBBY!!!!

"Hello Dobby!" Dumbly said while checking the small house elf out.

"Hola Dumbleeeee!" said Dobby. Dobby was use to out old friend's frequent night visits, that's why he made sure he was the only one left in the kitchens.

"Got any food?" Dumbly asked.

"Why yes." Dobby answered. "This is a kitchen!"

"Oh yes…I forgot!" Dumbly answered.

"AHHAHAHAHAHA!" they both laughed.

While Dobby was preparing cold tomato soup with fish, (gazpacho de pescado!) Dumbly noticed Dobby's one hot pink sock, and the other bright yellow sock.

"My my my Dobs, I love your socks!"

"You do?" Dobby said opening his wide with surprise. "Most people don't like snitches and wands on socks.

"THEY HAVE SNITCHES AND WANDS?!?!?!?" Dumbleeman exclaimed," I didn't even notice that (cuz he's an old bat!). They're even foxier now!" Dobieieieieie and Doomble looked into each others eyes. They realized they were made for each other! Dobeeee said," You know you're kind of SEXY for and old fag right?" Dumble-fag replied, "I know and you're SMOKIN' for a house elf yourself. And your socks! AHH! Love them girlfriend!" Dobbs replied," How'd you like to go to the back kitchen?"

"Rawr! You're making me hungry!" Dumbs replied. Dumble picked up Dobbs and carried him into the back of the kitchen. And they would've lived happily ever after, exchanging socks forever, but Dobbs left the gazpacho de pescado on the stove, and burned down all of Hogwarts, killing everyone. So, Voldy took over the world.

The End

A/N: I know I already wrote this in an old story I deleted, but I felt that I should just start it in a new story….yes I know it's OOC but that is technically the point. This was written in my old Spanish 1 class with my Dumblin.