Look Who's Talking Now
"You know what I figured out?" Casey said as she held her two week old daughter. "You have some rare baby dieses and I look like I could play the lead in Zombie Land." She said as her eyes watered up.
"Aw no- don't start crying on me now, I'm the baby so I cry and you're the mommy so you just well live and bear it."
Derek came into the kitchen, hearing the last part of Casey's rant. "Well your right about one thing…you do look like you could play the lead in Zombie Land."
"Der-ek!" She sharply said
Derek fumbled trying to fix his mistake. "I meant the lead girl of course she was a hottie man!"
"Wow Daddy that was an awesome save, now let's see if she bought it."
"Derek, you're so dead!" Casey yelled as she put the baby in the bassinet.
"Whoops, never mind you're screwed. Run man Run!"
Derek finally caught Casey's arms so she couldn't hit him and brought her into him. "I'm sorry Spacey, really. You can take the animal out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of the animal."
"Don't you mean you can't take the ass out of the asshole cause that's what you're being right now…pardon my French but you know it's true."
"You're still not off the hook Der-ek! I mean look at what this post-pregnancy is doing to my body! I can't fit into any of my bras and all of my old clothes don't fit anymore and the breast feeding is messing up my whole body. I mean the least you can do is warm up one of the bottles in the fridge so I don't have to get up every hour while you sleep!" Casey said as she ranted. "And these hormones are the worst of it! I cry whenever a Pillsbury comical comes one."
Derek sighed and kissed the top of her head. "Well I know what I can do to make you happy…"
Casey pulled a little bit away from him and looked up at him in disgust. "Derek we have been over this, the doctor said that we have to wait 4 weeks before we do anything. God you're like a dog without a bone!"
"Yeah you horn dog; those are mine for a whole year. Baby comes before Daddy so learn to deal."
Derek grumbled and picked up his baby girl from the bassinet. "Maddie, do you want a little brother or sister?"
"Uh no pops I think I'm good."
Derek smiled. "See she's lonely, so let's get busy!"
"Um excuse me but I never said that Mother, he is lying!"
Casey laughed at his eager face and gave him a light kiss. "No" she said against his lips and she walked back into the bed room and then called out. "Hey since your already holding her why don't you burp her." She told him before crashing into the bed.
Derek gave a sigh then sat down on the sofa; no one said that parenting was going to be busy. He then noticed that Madeline had inherited his eye color but Casey's big round eyes. He smoothed her dark brown hair and started to burp her. He was a natural burper, according to the nurses at the hospital in fact, he could make it come out of both ends.
"Well I have to say Miss Madeline that if you end up looking like your mother we are going to have some problems. I'm going to have to keep a loaded shot gun in the coat closet cause no boy is ever going to come near you!"
"Ugh fine whatever Dad; just keep in mind I am your daughter to so you are in for trouble you said it yourself!"