Declaimer: I don't own Dragonball z.
A/N: like the dbz movies (not including the specials) this, doesn't take
place in any particular part of the timeline
Seven Pink Dragonballs
CH 1
Bulma was hosting a B.B.Q at good ol' Capsule Corps.
For what reason you might ask well, because it was a beautiful summer afternoon,
well that, and the fact that Dr. Briefs newest pet T-Rex had recently died.
Bulma now found her self with approximately 8 tons fresh choice dinosaur meet to spare.
So she did what any level headed woman in her situation would do, grill it up buy 2tons of potatoes and co slaw to accompany the meal and feed it to her local saiya-jin garbage disposals,
who conveniently happen to be her husband, son, and friends.
Oh, yes and for the sake of being polite she also invited krillin, his family, Tein, Choutzu, Yamcha, Puar, Oolong and, Master Roshi.
Actually Oolong and Master Roshi kind of just tagged along in hopes of getting a free meal.
All were pretty much having a good time.
Roshi was lounging on one of Capsule Corp's many lawn chairs making do with one of Bulma's Victoria's secret catalogs.
Since there's no way she was allowing the Turtle hermit to bring porn into her home and, possibly run the risk of corrupting young Trunks.
Yamcha, Tien, and Krillin were sitting around the table sharing their lame 'well this drag queen walks into a bar' type jokes, while 18 entertained her little daughter away from the crowd.
Goten and Trunks were sitting around the table opposite to Yamcha and Krillin, the chibis keeping them selves amused by chanting 'WE WANT FOOD' as they pounded the bottoms of their forks and knives on the table to add resonance to their mock protest rally.
Bulma, Chichi and Mrs. Briefs were manning or should I say womaning the grill.
The ever proper ever primp well raised teenage Gohan was by their side just in case they needed help.
"Need any help mom," asked Gohan in a tone of voice that was freakishly enthusiastic for an adolescent male asking his mother if she needs any help with domestic chores.
"Why yes, I would really appreciate if you started setting the table dear," chimed Chichi, her eyes becoming rainbow shaped in classic anime style.
"Sure mom," was all Gohan said with a smile and a nauseatingly perky voice before he began his task
All those times she had to beat manners into him to undo the damages of his father's influence had surely paid off. Her Gohan was a perfect gentleman; those were the thoughts of chichi as her first offspring walked off to commence his chore, her eyes becoming slightly watery by the thought. She clasped her hands together and leaned her head on them, forgetting that she was holding the giant barbeque fork and as a consequence a bit of grease dripped from the utensil on to her pretty little nose.
In all of this where were our two favorite saiya-jins you ask?
Why beating the crap out of each other high above in the great blue yonder
but, only in a friendly spar, much to Goku's delight and Vegeta's dismay.
They were just starting there 100000000000th round.
Veggie began his assault on his beloved kakarrot with a flurry of punches while screaming like a rabid baboon.
Goku countered everyone by simply blocking.. Well except for this very rapid uppercut which Vegeta chose to execute at just the right moment.
Oh no, there was no way poor little Goku could have been ready to block that so he simply blurred out appearing right behind Vegeta.
He was just in time to hit Veggie in the back sending him in a downward spiral and, right into the rear end of a cloud that was shaped like a fluffy bunny.
Mind you the goofy smile never leaving the simpleton's face he really thought it was just a friendly spar and not another attempt on the saiya'jin no oji's part to reclaim his pride.
"Gee isn't this fun Vegeta?" Goku said in a voice that to you or me would have sounded friendly and cheerful but to Vegeta it was pure mockery.
"Grrrr SHUT UP KAKARROT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU INSOLENCE!!!" Yelled the furious saiyan prince as he charged out of the 'fluffy bunny's' rear end.
He charged at Goku aura flaring, then jutting to the side and extending a muscular leg out at just the last moment side kicking the clown right in the face. The force causing the goofball to fly backs some before he used his ki to come to a halt
Oh, how Veggie longed for this to piss off Kakarrot or for him to at least replace that goofy smile with a smirk so he could feel as if he was fighting with a real saiyan instead of a third class clown.
That would have made the pain of Kakarrot's punches just a tad more bearable to his over inflated and overly vulnerable royal ego.
Instead Goku just scratched his head and wore a puzzled look on his mug then he assaulted Vegeta's ears with the dumbest question west of West city.
"oh heh sorry I gave you all that insolence Vegeta I didn't even know I had any to give. Say Vegeta what's insolence?"
This earned Goku another death charge this time however Goku was prepared and met the Prince's attack with counter maneuvers of his own.
Punches, and kicks flew from both sides as the mighty saiyans locked in combat. Both sides managed to get some attacks into the other guy's defenses.
Of Course there was one noticeable difference Goku was hip and lose and having an all around good time. While Veggie was wound up so tight that if someone would have stuck a piece of coal up his ass it would have turned into a diamond with in minutes.
At a pace so fiercely rapid that the movements could have only been followed by the eyes of the universe's finest warriors they fought, without wavering not once in 2 hours time except for the few moments when they paused and circled around each other in a deadly dance in an attempt to find an opening in their opponents defenses.
Vegeta eyed Goku intently as he circled around him, trying, with the same amount of overwhelming effort that he had when they began their match to find one dammed weakness in kakarrot's stance and, finally the fruits of his labor paid off.
It was quite unusual for Goku to leave himself so open, perhaps it was the sent of barbequed dinosaur which was now filling the air up their, that was compromising the baka's concentration.
The reason however was of no importance to the Saiyan prince all that mattered was the fact that it was a weakness and that it was right their before him.
Vegeta began is advance towards Goku fast and furious with ki brightly flaring.
He thrust his right fist towards Goku's face and, just as he expected it was met by Goku's opened palm in a blocking maneuver. He jabbed his left fist this time and again Goku defended just as Vegeta knew he would.
Now the moment he had been waiting for was at hand. A powered up super saiyan 2 Vegeta jammed his knee right into his adversary's abdomen. The action causing Goku to hunch over in pain for just a few seconds which was more then enough time for the prince to execute his next move.
Vegeta inter locked the fingers of both hands together and brought them down on Goku's back like a wrecking ball from hell. The sights of seeing his, rival careening down towards the ground bringing that classic siayan smirk to his face.
However the realization that he had just screwed up big did a quick job of whipping that little smirk off of the oji's face.
Prior to their little match Vegeta had, had naturally a tough time getting Bulma to agree to the both of them sparring right above Capsule Corps, without losing the privileges of either having his gravity chamber fixed, or having his sexual needs met regularly.
The words of that ona were now ringing in his head now that he remembered them.
"Now remember Vegeta if you insist on fighting here you two had better keep it under control I don't want to see any ki balls and I don't want anything falling out of the sky either you got that!"
"Dam it ona!! I head you the first time I not stupid," was the response he had given her but the situation was apparently showing otherwise.
Goku's body propelled by the mighty blow of a super saiyan 2 Vegeta connected with the ground with a thunderous sound as tons of air and ground were displaced and, a massive plum of dust almost resembling a mushroom cloud engulfed Capsule Corps.
A/N: like the dbz movies (not including the specials) this, doesn't take
place in any particular part of the timeline
Seven Pink Dragonballs
CH 1
Bulma was hosting a B.B.Q at good ol' Capsule Corps.
For what reason you might ask well, because it was a beautiful summer afternoon,
well that, and the fact that Dr. Briefs newest pet T-Rex had recently died.
Bulma now found her self with approximately 8 tons fresh choice dinosaur meet to spare.
So she did what any level headed woman in her situation would do, grill it up buy 2tons of potatoes and co slaw to accompany the meal and feed it to her local saiya-jin garbage disposals,
who conveniently happen to be her husband, son, and friends.
Oh, yes and for the sake of being polite she also invited krillin, his family, Tein, Choutzu, Yamcha, Puar, Oolong and, Master Roshi.
Actually Oolong and Master Roshi kind of just tagged along in hopes of getting a free meal.
All were pretty much having a good time.
Roshi was lounging on one of Capsule Corp's many lawn chairs making do with one of Bulma's Victoria's secret catalogs.
Since there's no way she was allowing the Turtle hermit to bring porn into her home and, possibly run the risk of corrupting young Trunks.
Yamcha, Tien, and Krillin were sitting around the table sharing their lame 'well this drag queen walks into a bar' type jokes, while 18 entertained her little daughter away from the crowd.
Goten and Trunks were sitting around the table opposite to Yamcha and Krillin, the chibis keeping them selves amused by chanting 'WE WANT FOOD' as they pounded the bottoms of their forks and knives on the table to add resonance to their mock protest rally.
Bulma, Chichi and Mrs. Briefs were manning or should I say womaning the grill.
The ever proper ever primp well raised teenage Gohan was by their side just in case they needed help.
"Need any help mom," asked Gohan in a tone of voice that was freakishly enthusiastic for an adolescent male asking his mother if she needs any help with domestic chores.
"Why yes, I would really appreciate if you started setting the table dear," chimed Chichi, her eyes becoming rainbow shaped in classic anime style.
"Sure mom," was all Gohan said with a smile and a nauseatingly perky voice before he began his task
All those times she had to beat manners into him to undo the damages of his father's influence had surely paid off. Her Gohan was a perfect gentleman; those were the thoughts of chichi as her first offspring walked off to commence his chore, her eyes becoming slightly watery by the thought. She clasped her hands together and leaned her head on them, forgetting that she was holding the giant barbeque fork and as a consequence a bit of grease dripped from the utensil on to her pretty little nose.
In all of this where were our two favorite saiya-jins you ask?
Why beating the crap out of each other high above in the great blue yonder
but, only in a friendly spar, much to Goku's delight and Vegeta's dismay.
They were just starting there 100000000000th round.
Veggie began his assault on his beloved kakarrot with a flurry of punches while screaming like a rabid baboon.
Goku countered everyone by simply blocking.. Well except for this very rapid uppercut which Vegeta chose to execute at just the right moment.
Oh no, there was no way poor little Goku could have been ready to block that so he simply blurred out appearing right behind Vegeta.
He was just in time to hit Veggie in the back sending him in a downward spiral and, right into the rear end of a cloud that was shaped like a fluffy bunny.
Mind you the goofy smile never leaving the simpleton's face he really thought it was just a friendly spar and not another attempt on the saiya'jin no oji's part to reclaim his pride.
"Gee isn't this fun Vegeta?" Goku said in a voice that to you or me would have sounded friendly and cheerful but to Vegeta it was pure mockery.
"Grrrr SHUT UP KAKARROT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU INSOLENCE!!!" Yelled the furious saiyan prince as he charged out of the 'fluffy bunny's' rear end.
He charged at Goku aura flaring, then jutting to the side and extending a muscular leg out at just the last moment side kicking the clown right in the face. The force causing the goofball to fly backs some before he used his ki to come to a halt
Oh, how Veggie longed for this to piss off Kakarrot or for him to at least replace that goofy smile with a smirk so he could feel as if he was fighting with a real saiyan instead of a third class clown.
That would have made the pain of Kakarrot's punches just a tad more bearable to his over inflated and overly vulnerable royal ego.
Instead Goku just scratched his head and wore a puzzled look on his mug then he assaulted Vegeta's ears with the dumbest question west of West city.
"oh heh sorry I gave you all that insolence Vegeta I didn't even know I had any to give. Say Vegeta what's insolence?"
This earned Goku another death charge this time however Goku was prepared and met the Prince's attack with counter maneuvers of his own.
Punches, and kicks flew from both sides as the mighty saiyans locked in combat. Both sides managed to get some attacks into the other guy's defenses.
Of Course there was one noticeable difference Goku was hip and lose and having an all around good time. While Veggie was wound up so tight that if someone would have stuck a piece of coal up his ass it would have turned into a diamond with in minutes.
At a pace so fiercely rapid that the movements could have only been followed by the eyes of the universe's finest warriors they fought, without wavering not once in 2 hours time except for the few moments when they paused and circled around each other in a deadly dance in an attempt to find an opening in their opponents defenses.
Vegeta eyed Goku intently as he circled around him, trying, with the same amount of overwhelming effort that he had when they began their match to find one dammed weakness in kakarrot's stance and, finally the fruits of his labor paid off.
It was quite unusual for Goku to leave himself so open, perhaps it was the sent of barbequed dinosaur which was now filling the air up their, that was compromising the baka's concentration.
The reason however was of no importance to the Saiyan prince all that mattered was the fact that it was a weakness and that it was right their before him.
Vegeta began is advance towards Goku fast and furious with ki brightly flaring.
He thrust his right fist towards Goku's face and, just as he expected it was met by Goku's opened palm in a blocking maneuver. He jabbed his left fist this time and again Goku defended just as Vegeta knew he would.
Now the moment he had been waiting for was at hand. A powered up super saiyan 2 Vegeta jammed his knee right into his adversary's abdomen. The action causing Goku to hunch over in pain for just a few seconds which was more then enough time for the prince to execute his next move.
Vegeta inter locked the fingers of both hands together and brought them down on Goku's back like a wrecking ball from hell. The sights of seeing his, rival careening down towards the ground bringing that classic siayan smirk to his face.
However the realization that he had just screwed up big did a quick job of whipping that little smirk off of the oji's face.
Prior to their little match Vegeta had, had naturally a tough time getting Bulma to agree to the both of them sparring right above Capsule Corps, without losing the privileges of either having his gravity chamber fixed, or having his sexual needs met regularly.
The words of that ona were now ringing in his head now that he remembered them.
"Now remember Vegeta if you insist on fighting here you two had better keep it under control I don't want to see any ki balls and I don't want anything falling out of the sky either you got that!"
"Dam it ona!! I head you the first time I not stupid," was the response he had given her but the situation was apparently showing otherwise.
Goku's body propelled by the mighty blow of a super saiyan 2 Vegeta connected with the ground with a thunderous sound as tons of air and ground were displaced and, a massive plum of dust almost resembling a mushroom cloud engulfed Capsule Corps.