Author: Alright, me and my friend, while at the beach, had made up these random things when waves were crashing down on us and all that because we were bored and all that, again x3 Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS!! If I did...Riku would be the main character and Sora would go 'Kabooom!' along with Goofy and Donald 3 Sowwy Sora fans D Don't hate me!
Riku: -holds out hand-
Sora...come to the darkside...we have cookies and pocky...
Sora:
-runs over, soon right infront of Riku-
Riku: Sora...
Sora:
Yes?
Riku: Your not supposed to come so quickly...
Sora: But I
wanted to cookies...
-Wave come-
Riku: Oh look...The wave's
come...
-Wave crashes on both-
Sora: -drowns-
Riku: Damn
it...
Director: Cut! Take two! And...umm...can we get a new Sora?
Roxas: -poofs in- Hey, I
ain't Sora...
Director: You'll do!
Roxas: Noo! -Runs for his
life-
Director: Guh...We need a new Sora...
Bleep
Take two.
Riku: -holds out hand- Sora...come to the dark side...we have...Tree and flowers and chirping birds and casket weavers who sit and smile and twidle their thumbs and toes! -Laugh maniacly, hands in air now-
Sora: Uhh...Riku? I think
you mixed the Dark Side with the Crazy Side...
Riku: MUAHAHA!!
-gets crushed by wave-
Sora: -perfectly safe on shore-
Director:
Cut...Riku's gone crazy again...
Bleep
Take three.
Director: Now, Sora. Go
towards him but slowly, alright? Like in slow-mo.
Sora: Got
it.
Director: Action!
Riku: -Holds out hand- Sora...come to the
darkside...we have cookies and pocky...
Sora: -starts running but
in slow-mo, really slowly-
Riku: - -'
-Wave comes crashing down
on Riku-
Sora: -Only a few inches away from shore-
Director:
Cut! I give up! -Throws down speaker and storms off-