bladegryphon: Er, no comments right now... can't think of anything to
say...
Sap: I can! As your muse, I will do the disclaimer! bladegryphon does not own Fire Emblem!
bladegryphon: ...or the idea of doing a diary of a FE character...
Sap: Well, of course!
bladegryphon: -___-* You make me sound like a horrible person...
Sap: ^___________________^ That's my job!
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Day 1 * Weather: sunny
Grr... we meet two beautiful women in town, I mean goddess-like! Stunning! And then... one of them blows me off, and the other just ignores me. How can they possibly resist my charm?! I mean,-
OW! Okay, Kent just hit me... HARD... what'd I do now? I can't-
OW! Geez, that guy needs-
...phew. Kent left the room. As I was saying, he really needs anger management. Now then, to go find that lovely barmaid I saw earlier... EEP! And dodge Kent!
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Day 2 * Weather: sunny
I can't decide if I'm happy, or if I want to go rot in hell. The two goddesses joined us, but they continue to ignore me! It's unspeakably cruel! I-... I'll shut up about that now. Kent just came in.
Anyway, their names are Lyndis and Laura. Turns out that one of them (Lyndis, though she prefers being called Lyn) is the girl we were sent to find. The other's a tactician by trade.
I don't think she likes me too much. We had to fight off a few bandits earlier today, and I, well, ignored her commands, got hit, and missed both enemies that I tried to attack at first, and then she just HAD to find out that I wasn't carrying any vulneraries. Oops. She's very pretty, but as I said earlier, I kind of ruined my chances with her.
The two ladies are yapping about some sacred sword. I prefer lances.
Kent just made fun of my manliness, saying I had none because I was "keeping a diary". Said 'diary' was thrown at his head. He knows my reputation as a womanizer, and loves bugging me by saying it isn't true. He's usually the serious one, too. If I didn't know better, I'd say he's in denial.
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Day 3 * Weather: slightly cloudy
Whee. I am now convinced that Laura hates me. She forced me to visit one of the houses, and all I "learned" was that as a cavalier, I can't go over mountains. I ALREADY KNEW THAT!! And our "favorite" tactician, who is currently reading over my shoulder, made a snide comment about my intelligence. I'm tempted to do the same thing I did to Kent to her with the so-called diary... and I just got whapped upside the head. What is it with people hitting me recently? Of course, I don't mind being hit on... ouch, just got whapped again.
That idiot mercenary we had to save the fat priest from (Grass, Cup, or what ever his name was) cut my headband. My hair has been getting in my eyes constantly, I can barely see. Not that I really want to. Kent says that the girls have taken to carrying around scissors.
The two are like sirens. Beautiful, but reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally scary. Lyn has that spirit sword now, and Laura... well, no explanation needed.
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Day 6 * Weather: sunny
There's nothing but trees in sight for miles. That means no new girls to romance. The ones I'm traveling seem to prefer the company of Kent, who has no hormones. Bored.
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Day 9 * Weather: Sunny
The girls finally got to my hair, well, half of it. I look like a --- idiot. Kent thinks it's an improvement. Laura says that's not saying much, being the evil little --- she is. Lyn's too busy laughing her head off.
Now how am I going to pick up a girl when I see one? Kent just said by using my muscles instead of my cock. Excuse me while I go beat the living daylights out of him
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Day 10 * Weather: soak-you-to-the-bone-in-seconds downpour
We're staying here for the day, due to the rain. It's also the tactician's fault, she read yesterday's entry and, um... kicked the crap outta me. So I'm too sore to ride, or even move. I'm afraid to fight in the next battle. She'll probably try to send me into a huge group of brigands without a sword.
Interesting, the way she got pissed off at me last time I had no vulneraries, yet she steals them all from me now. She even added insult to injury by giving them to Kent, so he could recover from our little brawl yesterday. Grr.
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Day 13 * Weather: sunny
Kent says we'll reach the village at the base of Taliver Mountain tomorrow. I can't wait for some DECENT attention from women (*hint hint* to two of my companions). A comfy bed, a barmaid next to me, and a new headband from the tailor's... wonderful!
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Day 14 * Weather: slightly cloudy
Two people joined "Lyndis' Legions" today. There's an archer named Wil, and a pegasus knight named Florina. Apparently she already knew Lyn. We found them both shortly after we came to town and saw all the ruined buildings.
Two bandits had cornered out lovely little new recruit after she had landed on them. I think one of them got kicked in the crotch by her pegasus; he sounded like a five-year-old.
Kent got to the lead brigand before I did. Killed him without any trouble, too. Always knew he was a show-off, being "Mr.I'm-better-at- everything-than-you". He also acts like he has a rod shoved up his ass. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he does.
Wil's yelling for me to come help him with dinner. He has yet to learn that I can't cook to save my life... Nevermind, he just wants me to distract Laura so he can make sure everybody gets some. That's what happens when you cook pasta around her, Wil.
Back to the subject of our most beautiful recruit yet. Do I want a timid yet beautiful girlfriend and certain death (courtesy of everyone I'm traveling with but Wil), or survival and loneliness? Ah, decisions, very tough decisions.
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bladegryphon: I hope you all enjoyed this so far. The next chapter will (hopefully) be up by the end of the week.
Sap: review, criticize, you can even flame, though preferably not the last option.
Sap: I can! As your muse, I will do the disclaimer! bladegryphon does not own Fire Emblem!
bladegryphon: ...or the idea of doing a diary of a FE character...
Sap: Well, of course!
bladegryphon: -___-* You make me sound like a horrible person...
Sap: ^___________________^ That's my job!
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Day 1 * Weather: sunny
Grr... we meet two beautiful women in town, I mean goddess-like! Stunning! And then... one of them blows me off, and the other just ignores me. How can they possibly resist my charm?! I mean,-
OW! Okay, Kent just hit me... HARD... what'd I do now? I can't-
OW! Geez, that guy needs-
...phew. Kent left the room. As I was saying, he really needs anger management. Now then, to go find that lovely barmaid I saw earlier... EEP! And dodge Kent!
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Day 2 * Weather: sunny
I can't decide if I'm happy, or if I want to go rot in hell. The two goddesses joined us, but they continue to ignore me! It's unspeakably cruel! I-... I'll shut up about that now. Kent just came in.
Anyway, their names are Lyndis and Laura. Turns out that one of them (Lyndis, though she prefers being called Lyn) is the girl we were sent to find. The other's a tactician by trade.
I don't think she likes me too much. We had to fight off a few bandits earlier today, and I, well, ignored her commands, got hit, and missed both enemies that I tried to attack at first, and then she just HAD to find out that I wasn't carrying any vulneraries. Oops. She's very pretty, but as I said earlier, I kind of ruined my chances with her.
The two ladies are yapping about some sacred sword. I prefer lances.
Kent just made fun of my manliness, saying I had none because I was "keeping a diary". Said 'diary' was thrown at his head. He knows my reputation as a womanizer, and loves bugging me by saying it isn't true. He's usually the serious one, too. If I didn't know better, I'd say he's in denial.
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Day 3 * Weather: slightly cloudy
Whee. I am now convinced that Laura hates me. She forced me to visit one of the houses, and all I "learned" was that as a cavalier, I can't go over mountains. I ALREADY KNEW THAT!! And our "favorite" tactician, who is currently reading over my shoulder, made a snide comment about my intelligence. I'm tempted to do the same thing I did to Kent to her with the so-called diary... and I just got whapped upside the head. What is it with people hitting me recently? Of course, I don't mind being hit on... ouch, just got whapped again.
That idiot mercenary we had to save the fat priest from (Grass, Cup, or what ever his name was) cut my headband. My hair has been getting in my eyes constantly, I can barely see. Not that I really want to. Kent says that the girls have taken to carrying around scissors.
The two are like sirens. Beautiful, but reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally scary. Lyn has that spirit sword now, and Laura... well, no explanation needed.
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Day 6 * Weather: sunny
There's nothing but trees in sight for miles. That means no new girls to romance. The ones I'm traveling seem to prefer the company of Kent, who has no hormones. Bored.
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Day 9 * Weather: Sunny
The girls finally got to my hair, well, half of it. I look like a --- idiot. Kent thinks it's an improvement. Laura says that's not saying much, being the evil little --- she is. Lyn's too busy laughing her head off.
Now how am I going to pick up a girl when I see one? Kent just said by using my muscles instead of my cock. Excuse me while I go beat the living daylights out of him
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Day 10 * Weather: soak-you-to-the-bone-in-seconds downpour
We're staying here for the day, due to the rain. It's also the tactician's fault, she read yesterday's entry and, um... kicked the crap outta me. So I'm too sore to ride, or even move. I'm afraid to fight in the next battle. She'll probably try to send me into a huge group of brigands without a sword.
Interesting, the way she got pissed off at me last time I had no vulneraries, yet she steals them all from me now. She even added insult to injury by giving them to Kent, so he could recover from our little brawl yesterday. Grr.
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Day 13 * Weather: sunny
Kent says we'll reach the village at the base of Taliver Mountain tomorrow. I can't wait for some DECENT attention from women (*hint hint* to two of my companions). A comfy bed, a barmaid next to me, and a new headband from the tailor's... wonderful!
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Day 14 * Weather: slightly cloudy
Two people joined "Lyndis' Legions" today. There's an archer named Wil, and a pegasus knight named Florina. Apparently she already knew Lyn. We found them both shortly after we came to town and saw all the ruined buildings.
Two bandits had cornered out lovely little new recruit after she had landed on them. I think one of them got kicked in the crotch by her pegasus; he sounded like a five-year-old.
Kent got to the lead brigand before I did. Killed him without any trouble, too. Always knew he was a show-off, being "Mr.I'm-better-at- everything-than-you". He also acts like he has a rod shoved up his ass. Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he does.
Wil's yelling for me to come help him with dinner. He has yet to learn that I can't cook to save my life... Nevermind, he just wants me to distract Laura so he can make sure everybody gets some. That's what happens when you cook pasta around her, Wil.
Back to the subject of our most beautiful recruit yet. Do I want a timid yet beautiful girlfriend and certain death (courtesy of everyone I'm traveling with but Wil), or survival and loneliness? Ah, decisions, very tough decisions.
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bladegryphon: I hope you all enjoyed this so far. The next chapter will (hopefully) be up by the end of the week.
Sap: review, criticize, you can even flame, though preferably not the last option.