ok, so this is a song I wrote about voldemort after the fifth book came out, and it is to be sang by the music of Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" ("I walk a lonely road..."). Originally it was written for an english book report that was never submitted. Enjoy!
Voldy's Song
My name is voldemort
I'm an evil wizard and I'm hot
I have a perfect brain
But wait until you hear my perfect plan
I'm crazy and I'm bald
I intend to take over the world
I just love to kill
Violence is of course my biggest skill
My biggest skill, my biggest skill… my biggest skill my biggest-
But Harry potter's always in my way
He keeps disturbing but it is OK
'cause I am planning something really bad
He will be more than dead!
(Death eaters: uhu…uhu…uhu…uhu…uhu…)
Many years ago
I was pretty weak, I'm sure you know
But my heart was black
And then before you knew it, I came back!
I'm ready to arise
All the good-guys will be so surprised
I'll make them scream and bleed
I'm an evil wizard, yes indeed
Oh yes indeed, oh yes indeed… oh yes indeed, oh yes oh-
But Harry potter's always in my way
He keeps disturbing but it is OK
'cause I am planning something really bad
He will be more than dead!