America: *opens the door after hearing the doorbell ring* Hey dude, what's up?
France: America... well, Female France just told me she was talking to Female America the other day and Female America told her to 'Shut up'! Female France didn't know what she had done wrong! She is very offended and refuses to talk to Female America about it. Is everything okay between our nations?
America: *laughs* Everything's chill, man. The girls in my country are so silly. They get overly excited and say weird things that seem rude but they mean no harm by it. You should tell Female France that if Female America said "Shut up" for seemingly no reason she was most probably super happy about something she said or something that happened.
France: *furrows his brows and puts a finger on his lip, pondering what America just said*
America: I know it's weird, bro... girls are weird.
France: No no... actually... hmm... actually it's kind of adorable.
The next world meeting:
Germany: We should learn from our past mistakes and put them behind us. Everyone loses in war. I say we work together to bring about peace on earth. Who is with me?
France: *stands up quickly* SHUT. UP.
America: *drops his pen and his jaw*
World News front page:
FRANCE IS KICKED OUT OF THE UN
Italy: Big brother France... can we talk? I care about you very much and I'm here if you're dealing with any difficult emotions.
France: *gasps* Shut up!
Romano: Hey, sissy man! You made my brother cry! I'm sick and tired of your bull. I stick up for my brother no matter what, and you mess with him then you're messing with me!
France: Awwwww Romano, shuuuuut uuuuuuuuuuuuupppppp!
World News front page:
RIP France