Red vs. Blue: A Fan-Fiction
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(Note: I'm expecting you have seen every season and know the guns, vehicles and maps from Halo)
Chapter 1: Caboose's Introductions
Hi everyone, my name is Michael J. Caboose. I am going to tell you story abou- "Tucker stop that! Get out of my story!" I said as the idiot Tucker distracted me. "Go away, this is my story. Go write your own. Church got his own intro. Go away! Great! Now I'm typing this"
"Fine! I'm going" Tucker yelled walking off. Idiot! I thought as he walked off, So where was I? I was about to start when "CABOOSE! GET YOU STUPID ASS OUT HERE!" Church screamed from outside the base. "I'll be right there!" I screamed back at my best friend. Yeah that's Church, my best friend, we are the Blues! And this is our base. That other guy is called Tucker. He is an annoying idiot that is annoying! There is another Team called the Reds but I won't "CABOOSE! GET OUT HERE, MAN! THE REDS ARE ATTACKING!" Yelled Washington
Yeah that's Wash, he's a freelancer. He was here to replace Church, when he went into the Epislion unit, but you should already know these things. Ok I'm going to check out what is "CABOOSE!" Wash and Church yelled together
I ran out to see all the Reds getting their asses handed to them by Tex, well all except Private McMuffin (or Donut) who was sitting over in the Warthog . I walked over to him "Tex?" I asked already knowing, Tex is a Freelancer as well.
"Yeah?' he answered back
"Why aren't you? " I asked
"Getting my ass kicked, I think she actually likes me." He laughed
"Yeah well girls never like Me, Private Biscuit"
"I like you, Caboose!"
I walked over to Wash and Church because Donut was going into specifics
"So uh what did you want?" I asked
"Well the Reds attacked and Tex retaliated" Church answered, I love it when he talks to me.
"Oh?" I asked "That's cool, Oh Church I baked you cookies!" I ran inside to get them before Church could answer.
Oh yeah I may have forgot to mention something. Tex and Church are A.I's who got deleted by a EMP but I saved Wash's AI, Epsilon, and he became the Church you see now. Epsilon-Church "split" and that created Epsilon-Tex. Tex got captured by the Meta and got put into a "capture unit" where she got trapped in, never to return. Church quickly went in to save her and didn't come out for what seemed like years. But yeah he's out now! So is Tex! Also Donut got killed and they brought Donut back as well. Church is a better person to ask for the details, he is so smart! And that's when I got knocked out by someone.