[Thanks to an anonymous suggestion on tumblr, I am bringing back the awful ice puns.

Now with 50% more puns!]

"Anna." Elsa said over dinner.

"Yes, Elsa?" Anna replied, running her finger on the rim of her empty wine glass.

Elsa smiled broadly. "You're being awfully quiet tonight. I just wanted to break the ice."

Anna frowned exaggeratedly. This again.

Elsa chuckled. "Whoa, what's with that face? I think you need to chill out."

"Elsa… I…" She paused, her face twisting into a devilish grin. "Well fine. Two can play at that game, dear sister. And let me just say, there'snow way I'm going to let you out-pun me."

Elsa's face brightened. "Really?" She chirped, trying to hide her excitement. "You have the guts to challenge me? Well, I hope you can keep your cool when I beat you."

"No way. I'm about to unleash a frozen PUNDRA on you." Anna stood up and waved her pointed finger at her.

"ICE that a fact?" Elsa said, standing up tall to meet her. "I suggICE-t we take this outside then."

"Yeesh, those are pretty bad. You're sleigh-ing me, Elsa."

They marched out of the dining hall leaving confused servants in their wake.

"Oh, Anna, you know I'm just warming up." Elsa said, bumping into her as they walked.

"ICY that. But you're gonna have to trICE harder than that." Anna said, tapping her playfully on the arm.

"That was tepid." Elsa said, leaning into her side.

"Hey there, you're giving me your cold shoulder." Anna said, grabbing onto her arm.

"Sorry, I can't help 'ICE-self." Elsa said, leaning her head on Anna's shoulder. "You're just so irrICEsistable."

Anna blushed at the sudden compliment. "Well… you are the apple of my ICE, Elsa."

"You know… there'SNOW one in this world that I love more than you." Elsa said quietly, her face a pretty crimson.

"Seeing you like this warms my heart." Anna giggled. She held her close, arms around her waist, gazing into her eyes.

"You're so cute, sometimes I lose sleet over it." Elsa caressed her face, her lips hovered over hers.

Anna struggled to breathe. "You're so beautiful, you leave me frozen in place."

Elsa kissed her, kissed her deeply, and Anna met her, sucking in her sweetness, her arms wrapping around her shoulders.

Elsa parted, suddenly nervous that someone would catch them. "Sorry," she said with a shy smile. "I lost ICE-sight of where we were for a moment."

Anna laughed. "That one was lame, 'ICE try though."

Elsa giggled. "I'm aware that one was p-hail in comparison."

"Hmmmm, a little forced but I'll let you have it." Anna said, landing more kisses on Elsa's lips and cheeks and neck. Elsa let out a little whimper.

"I guess I could use a bit… more pract-ICE…" Elsa breathed in between kisses. "…if I really want to be the winTER."

Anna nuzzled her nose. "Maybe we should get a room." She whispered. "I think things are about to get steamy."

[THE END]