Rollo T and the Lesbian Trio
By: Rowennia of Vek'nilash
Chapter 1 the Ostrich
Rollo T was walking along one day when he met an ostrich. The ostrich looked at him and he looked back.
"Go to Never never land." The ostrich said.
"Whoa! A talking ostrich!" Rollo T said.
"Never never land! Go now!" the ostrich said, and then it exploded.
"What the hell? Why did that talking ostrich explode and why did it want me to go to Never never land? Oh well it's probably not important." So he kept walking.
He came upon three women holding Uzis. They were strapped with all types of weapons like they were going to war. They had hunting knives, shotguns, pistols, rifles, machine guns and a chain gun. They were also in kaki and green with green paint on their faces. They looked at Rollo T and smiled. One was a brunette and very pretty, another is blonde with short hair, and the last was a red head with her hair in a ponytail. The red head seemed to be the leader and walked up to Rollo T.
"You got the message, that's great."
"What? What message? Who are you?" he asked.
"Did the ostrich not contact you?" She asked.
"You mean the one that exploded?"
"Yes, he was supposed to tell you the situation."
"All he said was to go to Never never land."
"That stupid bird, when he comes back he is so going to get it." She said as she tightened her fist. "Well any ways I'm Mary-Ann. That's Susan" She pointed to the blonde. "And that's Kelly." She pointed to the brunette. "We know you are Rollo T, the fourth lesbian to our group."
"Oh okay, wait what?" he asked he shook his head thinking he heard her wrong, but alas he knew he had not. "Repeat the last thing you said."
"You are the fourth lesbian in our group. We must get to Never never land and defeat the evil over lord."
Well this was not what he had expected when he went for a walk that day. He could tell them that he was a guy and not a lesbian or he could just keep quiet and hang around these good looking women. So he decided he would go with them to this Never never land.
"Tell me all you can about this mission."
"There is this evil over lord in Never never land that is trying to take over this world through the impressionable youth. He has been doing it through music and been gaining popularity especially with teenage girls. It is unknown who he really is or how he is doing it. We have been asked by the government to go into Never never land and find out his plan and stop him even if that means killing him. We have to stop him before he takes over the world. Will you come with us to take care of this man?"
"Yes I will come with you to Never Never Land."
"Then let's get going as soon as possible." They handed him some guns and a small pouch.
"What's the pouch for?"
'It's the fairy dust to get us to Never never land. Take some and put it on yourself." He grabbed some and put it on his self. Once it was on he started to float.
"I thought I had to think happy thoughts to start flying."
"No we fixed it so that it just makes you fly without the hassle of a happy thought. Now remember it the second star to the right and you go on until dawn."
"But it's not even night yet. How will we know where it is?"
"Just follow us then." They floated and he followed. They went until they ended up in never never land.