This is my first fanfiction for his pairing. KevEdd. Please be gentle with me... 3

Double D never understood how he let Ed and Eddy talk him into doing scams. It was probably due to his undeniably naive and trustworthy nature that would lead him to believe they would work one day. Though they never did. Or perhaps it was his way of establishing a bond with them, being the 'bait' was the way to forever friendship. Edd being known as the nerdy genius of Peach Creek, friends were a rarity for him. And his quiet and shy demeanor didn't help with that either.

And even though they were in their senior years of highschool, Eddy continued to plan and map out scams for quick cash. Which was how Double D ended up standing, on the street corner, in the middle of the city. Being deemed a prostitute.

-Flashback-

"Eddy! Have you gone completely insane!?" Double D belted at the top of his lungs. He stepped a few feet back and away from the shortest of the 'Ed's', his hands placed over his chest, acting as if they weren't his heart would jump right out and flee.

Eddy growled and dropped the clothes he was holding onto the ground, "Don't be such a sourpuss, Sockhead. Look, you're the only one out of all of us that is pale and scrawny enough to look like a chick."

Double D continued to keep his distance, "I will have no part in this. This .. This .. Insanity!" he yelled squeakily, "You've asked me to do some crude things in the past, but I completely and underly refuse to partake!" he crossed his arms and turns his back to them. Establishing the cold shoulder.

"Why you little - " Eddy started to mumble until Ed ran around the corner of the house they had been standing behind, one of Rolf's chickens in his arms.

"Eddy's the man with the plan!" he sang.

Double D felt Eddy come up and wrap an arm around his neck then literally pull him down to his level, "See, lumpy here thinks the scam will work out just right. And it WILL as long as you put the clothes on and just shut your trap!"

Double D turned to look at Ed, he looked at Eddy and then he turned to face the clothing on the ground. He walked over and picked it up and scanned the material. Excluding the pile of makeup that was sitting aside. It consisted of a pair of blue jean shorts, which looked more like panties as they were overly small. A bright red tank, black fishnet stockings, a purple wig, and a mink stole. He raised his eyebrow looking at the fur "Really Eddy? Who in the right mind wears fur while in these kinds of situations."

"Shows what you know, Double Dip-shxt. I've seen plenty of 'movies' where the ladies wear these."

Double D frowned, "Language Eddy."

"Whatever." Eddy waved his hand to gesture he was sorry/not sorry, "So, what's it gonna be Double D? Are you gonna do this or not?" he asked, his voice serious.

Double D sighed, what could he do? Say no? Like that would work. If he did, Eddy would just order Ed to dress him up, possibly leave off the wig so everyone would recognize him and force him out into the city to the point of public humiliation. He would be traumatized for weeks. Not to mention the teasing, taunting and bullying that he would be granted once he went back to school on Monday. Well... More bullying than he usually received. So...he really had no choice in the matter.

He sighed and hid his face in his hands, "Please inform me of the plan once more..."

Eddy thrusted his fist into the air and gave somewhat of a battlecry of glee, "Alright listen up." he reached over and pulled Ed in close with him, "Pay attention, Stretch. Okay. Double D, you're gonna pose as a hooker. Those babies get paid big bucks with what they give away. Once some sorry sap comes up and hits on you, you tell him, 'Money first'. And as soon as he hands it over, me and Ed will jump out and make sure you get away scott free. Easy. Money. Baby."

Double D quickly spoke up, "And you're absolutely positive it will work?"

"Of course it will, i've already got it planned down to a C."

Double D rolled his eyes, "Too a T, Eddy."

Eddy shook his head, "C, for Cash."

Ed jumped up and sang out once more, "Eddy's the man with the plan!"

-End Flashback-

Double D's legs began to shake from the midday air. He was standing on East Avenue, right at the corner of the curb. He looked to his left and then his right. There was no one in sight, which he wasn't complaining because he didn't want to do this anyway. He just knew how stupid he looked. Dressed in provocative clothing, provocative women clothing mind you.

Even if there were millions of people walking the streets, no one would come to him. He wasn't attractive. Especially not now. He was too tiny, too slim, not the least bit curvy. He was rather pale and although he was blemish free, he looked like a ghost.

He sighed and looked down at himself once more. He was still in his blue tenni shoes he always wore. Only because Eddy demanded it, if he had worn heels he wouldn't be able to run away when they steal from the man that is going to pay up. From his peripheral vision he noticed the purple color from the wig he was wearing. Which he absolutely hated. If he could pick one thing he could burn in his life, it would have been the wig. Due to the simple fact that, if the wig was on him, then his hat wasn't. And Double D felt naked and alone without his hat. ...It was with Ed and Eddy...

A loud engine was the noise that brought Double D out of his thoughts and back to reality. A motorcycle to be more specific. A black one, with chrome that shined brighter than the sun. Edd kept his head down but brought his eyes up to see a familiar figure sitting on the bike. Someone he never expected to see in a million years.

Kevin.

His first thought was, This is it... I've been caught, and by my childhood bully at that...
Reluctantly, Kevin hadn't seen through the clever ruse. He watched the tall ginger pull his black sunglasses down and stare at Double D for a few moments.

Kevin had really grown from when he was a mere child from the Cul-de-sac. He still wore his signature red baseball cap, but his red hair was a big longer, and his three spike pieces of hair were still sticking out. A brush of freckles now covered his nose and his eyes were a brighter shade of green then they used to be. Being the captain and of the football and baseball team really did a number for Kevin's body. He was attractively built, his frame hard and lean. His attire was usually was a pair of black shorts, simply because he had practiced almost every day of school, so he was already prepared. But today he wore jeans, that definitely filled out his legs and nice bum, with a black leather jacket that made him look a whole lot tougher.

He looks really nice in those clothes...they do wonders on his form... Edd noted to himself.

Double D mentally kicked himself over and over, why in the world would he be thinking about Kevin's body at a time like this?

"Yo." Kevin said, his voice was kind of rough. He slide in hands in his jacket pockets and turns his body to face Double D head on, "How much?"

Double D paused before speaking, Eddy's words floating through his mind, 50 bucks! And NO less Double D!

He inhaled once, "50." he said quickly, he tried to make his voice sound a bit higher.

Kevin pursed his lips, giving Edd the once over. His expression looked as though he was deciding if he wanted to buy the hooker or not. Too Double D, it seemed like Kevin was completely uninterested in what he was examining.

"Eh, I don't know." Kevin mumbled and shrugged a bit.

His action only made Double D smile brightly. He really didn't want this scam to work. He wanted it to fail miserably so he could go back to Eddy and rub it in his face. He expected Kevin to turn back to his bike, not another word being said, and drive off.

NO.

What he saw was a very athletic and handsome guy smirking at him, "Wow, nice gap. Wouldn't mind sliding my tongue through it."

Double D could feel his face heat up to the point of no return. He knew his face was beat red and there was no hiding it. H-How can he just say something like that so lightly? And too a stranger!?

Kevin chuckled under his breath, he got off his bike and made his way over to Edd. He placed his hand under his chin and lifted it, so they were staring right at each other. "Got a name sweetcheeks?" he asked.

Good lord! Eddy never explained anything about giving out a name!

Stunned, mostly because of how close Kevin's face was to his, Double D's mind ran around in circles. Okay, okay. Calm yourself, Eddward. You've nothing to panic over. Name conjuring is simple, just say one that has no correlation with your own name. Yes. Perhaps... Cindy. Oh dear me, no. Tiffany. No. Sherry. My, my, no.

Kevin raises his brow, not getting an answer.

At that point Double D just spat out he first name that came to mind, "Marion!" he regretted it as soon as the name left his lips.

What in sam hill is wrong with you man!? Blurting out your middle name!

"Hm." Was all that Kevin huffed out, letting the chin go. He stepped back, reaching into his pocket, he pulled a crisp brand new 50 bill from his wallet and handed it over to Double D, "I'll buy."

Edd took the money, examining it a moment. It worked... One of Eddy's plans had actually worked. And the proof was clean and sitting in his hand. It's a miracle, he thought.

He looked back up and noticed Kevin had walked back to his bike, seating himself comfortably, "Let's go... Marion." he said it in distaste. Double D turned around and looked in the direction where Ed and Eddy were hiding and waiting to help him out. He had the money, so where's was his saviors? Not there to protect him and get him to safety, that was for sure. He scanned the area once more, hoping to get a glance of familiar faces. But, not seeing one.

"Hurry up, doll. I don't have all day. Well," he snickered a bit, "I do, but you'll be well aware of that soon."

Edd turned back around. His buyer was sitting and waiting for him. Kevin, his childhood bully, had just bought him and intends to engage in secual intercorse. How did this happen? Double D found himself walking forward, and very awkwardly sliding himself onto the bike. Ed... Eddy... Where are you two?

"Better hold on tight." Kevin rough voice his in a smoldering way. Double D slowly wrapped his arms around the athletes waist and held on tightly. His eyes stayed planted on the spot where his friends had promised to save him. They even stayed while the location started becoming smaller and smaller as the bike carried him away.

OH dear me, I finally got a starting story up! It may not be good but I got it up! 3

I'm so proud!

Reviews? Questions? Comments? ...Please be nice...

With love~