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Title: My Sister, My Wife?
Characters: Bender Bending Rodriguez, Lelouch Lamperouge and Cornelia li Britannia
Summary: When Bender tries out an experiment on Cornelia, it takes a very unusual effect, making her think that she's...Lelouch's wife?
Warnings: Rated M for the following: Crude humor, romance, incest, bad language and some other shit.
A/N: Second story in seven hours, damn. Well, I hope this is good by any chance. Who knows? Enjoy it, if you want.
Chapter One: What Did You Do!
On a Sunday afternoon, in El Paso, TX, Bender Bending Rodriguez is in his lab, trying out dozens of odd and illegal experiments...
While Bender readies his latest experiment, Cornelia li Britannia sits in a chair after Bender spend four hours testing countless experiments on her. After constantly transforming into several different species, given steroids and even turned into a man, a angered Cornelia finally decided that she's had enough.
"That's it, Bender," Cornelia growled, "I've been here for four hours while you've made me into you're little test puppet. So, I'm doing these experiments anymore."
Bender wasn't surprised by her comments, but he instead replied, "Aw, come on. Are you saying you don't wanna hang out with me?"
"I'm welcome to spend time with you. But trying these insane experiments on me is far enough in my book. So, I'm not doing this no more."
"Come on, Cornelia. Just one last time?"
"That's what you said an hour ago."
"I mean it, this is the last one. Trust me."
Cornelia didn't believe Bender, since he lies a lot. But she knew if she didn't, then he would have her pay for it later. Eventually, Cornelia chose to get it over with, but before she sat back down, she asked him:
"This won't turn me into a cat again, won't it?"
"I don't know. I haven't tested it yet."
"Then why the fuck are you trying to inject me with that if you don't know what it's gonna do? For all I know, it could turn me into god knows what."
"Don't worry, it won't switch your gender or turn you into an animal or make you emo. So just shut up and take it."
"Fine." Cornelia scowled; Prepared, Bender tapped the needle twice and stuck it in Cornelia's neck rather than her arm.
After several moments, Cornelia wondered if it's even working, curious, she asked him, "Uh, how come it's not kicked in yet?"
"I don't know," Bender simply replied, "It's supposed to take effect instantly."
"I don't see how it's not kicking in. I mean—" Cornelia's sentence was abruptly cut as she completely loses conciseness, in addition, she falls to the ground.
"Shit." Bender said after he saw Cornelia fall to the ground. Bender didn't know what to do with her unconscious body, so he reaches for her phone and makes a phone call.
Meanwhile, somewhere else...
Lelouch Lamperouge is sitting on the couch, drinking a beer and throwing popcorn into his friend's mouth because they both had nothing to do. However, Lelouch gets an unexpected phone call from who he thought was his sister, Cornelia, but when he answered the phone, he instead was treated to Bender's voice.
"Hey, Lelouch? Are you there?" Bender asked, waiting for a answer.
"What the fuck?" Lelouch answered, "Why are you using Cornelia's cell phone?"
"I was too lazy to use my own."
"Figures."
"Anyways, your sister is at my place, unconscious and I need you to pick her up."
"Why do I have to do it? Can you just call her knight or something?"
"Come on, would I really give a woman like her to somebody like him except her own family?"
"He's not that bad."
"Who said he was bad?"
"You technically did."
"Oh, anyways, bring your ass over here so you can pick up your older sister."
"Whatever. I'll be there." Lelouch hung up the phone and went to his friend, Suzaku Kururugi and said:
"Let bounce, Suzaku. Cornelia is at Bender's place and she's knocked out."
"Why do you want me to come?" Suzaku answered.
"Because I can't carry that bitch by myself. You're much stronger than me, so I need you."
"Yeah, okay."
About an hour or three later, Lelouch and travel over to Bender's house to pick up Cornelia, who passed out after he injected her with another drug.
"Okay, what did you inject with her with this time?" Lelouch asked him.
Bender then answered, "I don't know."
"I seems you love to experiment on anybody or anything for that matter." Suzaku stated; Bender didn't bother to answer him and turned his focus on Lelouch.
"Anyways, grab your sister and get her the fuck outta here."
"Why the fuck can't you do it, asshole?"
"Hey, who's the relative here...you. Now pick her up."
"Okay. Gonna play this game, now who's the one who knocked her ass unconscious?...you, asshole. Now you pick her up."
"Why the fuck do I even hang out with you, Lelouch." Suzaku sighed.
"Shut the fuck up."
"Hey, fuck you, buddy."
"Well, all and all, you are her brother, so take her."
"I really don't wanna argue with a fucking robot so please don't fuck with me."
"I need a smoke." Suzaku groaned.
"You need to shut the fuck up." Bender remarked, all Suzaku could do was grin his teeth together in anger.
"Anyways, deal with Cornelia yourself," Lelouch told him, "I'm leaving."
But suddenly, Cornelia regained conciseness, she got up from the floor and started wobbling a little. Her eyesight was fuzzy and the three didn't know what was going on, neither did her.
"Wh-what the hell?" Cornelia weakly said, "Where am I?"
"You're at my lab, Cornelia," Bender answered, "You blacked out."
"How long?"
"Few hours. No longer than that. How are you feeling?"
"Good, I guess."
Suzaku looked at her surprised and thought out loud, "Huh, guess the drug didn't have any effect at all."
"Yeah, it didn't." Bender replied. For some reason, Cornelia fully regained her voice and started looking side to side for something, which confused them.
"Where is he?" Cornelia asked, "Where did he go?"
"What the fuck?" Bender thought.
"What the hell is she talking about?" Lelouch wondered, "Is amnesia one of the side effects?"
"No. There shouldn't be."
Cornelia turned her to find 'him', until turning to Lelouch, with a relieved smile on her face. Lelouch didn't know why she was making that face. But he knew it wasn't good.
"Lelouch..." Cornelia said while she approached him more.
"Uh, yes? What is it?"
As a excited smile grew on Cornelia's face, she leaped towards him, cheering, "Lelouch!"
She fell onto Lelouch and gave him a deep kiss, which widen Lelouch's eyes, make Suzaku's jaw drop and make Bender shit out a brick. As her tongue traveled around his mouth, he tried as hard as he could to break the kiss until finally pushed her off of him.
Lelouch was left panting while wondering what just happened, he went over to Cornelia and yelled, "What the fuck was that for?"
"What's the problem? A wife can't give her husband a kiss?" Cornelia asked. The response surprised both Bender and Suzaku while Lelouch suddenly slapped himself.
"I'm sorry? I didn't understand a couple words you just said. Now did you say that were..."
"Married?" Suzaku added.
"Not directly but yes," Cornelia told him, "What? Did you forget I was you're wife?"
"Okay, I don't know what the fuck is going on but I know that I'm gonna go insane."
"Lelouch, do I have to keep telling you this? We. Are. Married."
After those words came out of her mouth, Lelouch nearly passed out as he couldn't believe what he's hearing. The clear thought of him and Cornelia as husband and wife both scared and freaked him out.
"Um, Cornelia? Can you give me and Bender a moment? We have to talk." Lelouch asked her.
"No problem, Lulu." Cornelia happily agreed, she walked out of the lab while he escorted her out.
As soon as she left the room, Lelouch quickly turned his head towards Bender and angrily growled, "What the fuck did you do?"
"If I can pick up on this, then Cornelia thinks you two are apparently married."
Lelouch looked like he was about to murder him, his face was turning directly purple and Suzaku knew that he didn't look good.
"You don't seem to know what I'm gonna do to you, Bender. You've done bad shit, but this is worse."
Suzaku quickly had to intervene and told him, "Calm down. Now maybe he didn't know what the drug was gonna do. Maybe just a accident."
"Okay, then," Lelouch answered quietly, "Check your database and search the drug."
Bender went over to his computer and searched all the drugs that he made in the last 24 hours, but is unable to find it.
"Okay, now. Where's the drug on this thing?" Suzaku asked.
"I don't know. But I didn't put it on here."
"Why?"
"Because I didn't test it."
"Then why did you give her a drug that you never even tested!" Lelouch hissed.
"I don't know? I was in a hurry."
"For what?"
"The MGMT concert. It's better to listen to them when you're on acid."
"Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about." Suzaku cheered.
"Shut the fuck up, Suzaku!"
"Okay, I don't know how many time you both have told me to 'Shut the fuck up', but I'll kick the ass of anybody who says it again."
"Whatever," Lelouch scoffed, "Anyways, when can you reverse this and what should I do?"
"Well, the only thing you can you is well, play along with it."
"And what if I don't?"
"Then you might end up screwing her mind up bad, no matter what, don't try to snap her out of it. Because most of the drugs I inject into people had failed because of some malfunction with it and they ended up committing suicide."
"And you're saying if I do something bad, she might kill herself?"
"I'm not sure. But what I do know is: Play the whole married game with her until I come up with a antidote to reverse it."
"How long will it take?"
"Between 1-2 weeks?"
"Well, that's not gonna happen."
Suzaku finally stepped up and told him, "Look, Lelouch. By any means necessary, you have to make sure you keep it up or you'll lose your sister."
"You sure?"
"Of course. Now, I will help him to speed things up. You just play along and don't fuck things up."
"Yeah, sure."
"Okay, now everything's set," Bender said, "Now, enjoy hell, Lelouch."
"I hate you."
Lelouch leaves the room and is surprised that Cornelia is still there. He didn't want her to do something bad so he went over to his sister/'wife' and said:
"You're still here? Oh well, let's go."
"Alright." Cornelia replied as the two left, while they were walking, Cornelia grabbed his hand and pressed herself tight against his body.
Lelouch's eye started to twitch violently in annoyance and grumbled, "I'm gonna kill you after this, Bender."
Cornelia, who overheard him, said, "What?"
"Nothing." After the pain he's dealt with, he knew he might not make it. And sure enough, things will not be pretty for him.
Later that evening...
After possibly one of the most stressful and painful day of his life, so far, Lelouch crawled into bed after taking pain-killers and scotch to ease his pain. And even though both together could kill him, but what else hasn't killed him? Before he closed his eyes, his eyes were drawn to Cornelia, wearing nothing but a black, skin-tight negligee. A devilish grin grew on her face while Lelouch could only do was look. That until he went into his bedside drawer and said:
"Okay, where's my knife? I know it's somewhere."
Cornelia giggled at his response and smiled at him, but he was serious. She crawled into bed with him and placed her head on his shoulder and also placed her hand on his chest, sliding her finger up and down from his stomach to his neck.
"I give up." Lelouch sighed.
"Does my little outfit arouse you?" Cornelia asked him, but he doesn't bother to respond.
"You've been pretty stressed today. Mind if I comfort you?"
"God help me."
"You know, there are certain things a woman can do for a man. And those things, you'll remember for the rest of your life."
Suddenly, a stream of tears fell out of Lelouch's eye after those words were uttered, he didn't know if he should think about what he'll do to Bender or what Cornelia is about to do to him. He knew nobody was gonna save him now and all that's left in his mind is when will it end?
However, Cornelia snapped him back to life and said, "Do you want me to start?"
"N-n-n-n..." Lelouch stuttered.
"I'll take that as a yes."
Cornelia then started to kiss his neck multiple times and started licking him, she pressed her body against his arm while her tongue traveled up and down his neck and ear. As Cornelia kissed and licked him vigorously, her hand traveled down his chest and unbuttoned his shirt and it wasn't long until she started massaging his chest with her hand. She looked at Lelouch with intense lust and leans in to kiss him. But he stops her at the last second and removes her hand from his chest.
"What's wrong?" Cornelia asked him.
Lelouch couldn't look at her but answered, "I'm not in the mood right now. I gotta go to bed."
"Now when are you ever not in the mood, Lelouch?"
"Not tonight. I just don't feel like it for now."
"Why is that? Is it because were related?"
All of a sudden, Lelouch thought he was crazy when he heard her, thinking that the drug replaced her memory, he tried to say something she stopped him.
"Don't think I'm not aware of that."
She tries to kiss him once again but she again stopped in her tracks, Lelouch had a frown on his face and yet, was still serious. He looked at her and then turned away from her.
"It's not against you, Cornelia. I really don't feel like doing this now. Okay?" Lelouch told her, he tried not to hurt her so her gave her a soft kiss, he breaks the kiss and said, "Don't forget that I love you."
"Okay. See you in the morning."
"Okay, good night."
Later that night, while Cornelia was sleeping, Lelouch was still awake, still thinking about what Bender told him to do. But as he stared at the ceiling, Cornelia managed to snuggle with him, whispering, 'I love you.' Drugged or not, Lelouch's living nightmare had just begun.
"Goddamn you, Bender."
End of Chapter One
A/N: Well, this is planned for three chapters only. I got a lot of other shit I haven't finished. Too bad. Anyways, if you're wondering why she's acting like that then read the story again.