Itachi was reading a book in the Akatsuki base living room when he heard a noise behind him. He looked behind him and saw Hidan, Deidara and Setsuna around the corner.
He sighed, knowing when those three are together, there's trouble.
He noticed that Hidan and Deidara seemed to be pressing Setsuna and she looked annoying.
"What are you doing?" Itachi asked, his curiousity getting the better of him.
"We dared Setsuna to kiss Zetsu, un."Deidara said
Itachi and blinked and rolled his eyes. He should have known.
"Do I have to do this?" Setsuna whined. Hidan nodded his head vigorously.
"Yeah, you cant fuckin turn down a dare!"
Setsuna looked at the cannibal plant, who was sleeping sitting up and sighed. She started walking to Zetsu, with two if the loudest members snickering and the Uchiha watching calmly. She crouched down to his level and when she was about to kiss him, he woke up. Then, his fly trap snapped shut.
The other members stared in shock when they saw Setsuna's head in Zetsu's flytrap. The silence was broken by her shrill scream as she tried to pry herself loose.
Deidara ran to her and started pulling her legs, trying to get her out while Hidan ran to his room to get his scythe. Itachi just sat there and continued reading.
Yup, just another day at the Akatsuki base.
AN: LOL, I wanted to write this for a long time. I pretty much show what happens when my OC, Setsuna, Hidan and Deidara get together. I love just how Itachi is just sitting there, just observing everything. I don't own Naruto, but Setsuna is mine.