Hello everyone! Bringing you another thinly disguised PWP. Heh! This one is SnowCleo's fault…her half-joking suggestion in her last email spawned turned into…this. Read through the next chapter for the explanation of the vote and the time frame we're looking at, kk? Huggles!
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"You want me to order…what?"
Tsunade stared in shock at the white-haired pervert across the way from her. Ok, so she immediately wanted to orgasm at the mere thought, but…to actually make it a mission?
"A swimsuit calendar." Jiraiya said proudly, "featuring the hot ninjas of Konoha village! I know we're short on funds right now, and it'd make a mint! I guarantee it! Think about all the damn hot bodies we have in this village, just going to waste! A porno director would kill to have so many tight asses at his disposal! I'm not suggesting that…" he said hurriedly, seeing the glaze threatening to overcome Tsunade's eyes. "Just a calendar. With clothes. Swimsuits."
"O…kay." Tsunade said after a moment. Then, she grinned evilly. "I suppose…I could do this. Let's make a list of the ninjas we'd most like to see naked…or semi-naked. I have a feeling that we're going to generate a lot of revenue for the village with this project!"
Jiraiya grinned back at her, feeling his body twitching with excitement. "Yeah. I'll need a couple of assistants. Iruka should do well; everyone likes him. He'll help people relax a lot."
Not to mention he's drop dead sexy, Jiraiya thought with an appreciative smirk. And tasty. And kinky, much to Jiraiya's surprise.
"Ok." Tsunade laughed. Jiraiya wondered if she had any idea about the nasty thoughts going through his mind.
Hopefully not.
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