Final Fantasy Academy

By: Chelf12

Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts.

Editor's Note: I do have Kingdom Hearts (No Disney!) characters in here as well!

Chapter 1: The First Day of School!

(Rinnnnnnnnnnnng!)

Tidus: Aww...class has begun!

(Sees Professor Corey walk in)

Corey: Welcome to Final Fantasy Academy. I am your Professor, Corey.

Tidus: Aww, go suck a chocobo egg!

Corey: Watch it! I have no problem making YOUR life miserable!

Sora: Yeah, shut up Tidus!

Corey: Last time I checked, you didn't have a spotless record either Mr. Sora. (Pulls out a huge stack of files)

Corey: Think about it, this is good reading!

Yuna: You two behave! I'm ashamed to be in the same class as you!

Tidus: (Ahhh...Yuna, I love her with all my heart!)

Kairi: Sora, you should behave too!

Sora: (Ahhh...Kairi, I love her with all my heart!)

Corey: (Ahh cookies, I love them with all my heart!)

Vaan: So Corey, what are we learning in here?

Corey: Oh, just the basics. (Takes out 113th grade English and Advanced Placement Calculus)

Vaan: THAT'S THE BASICS!?

Corey: Yup, the basics for what we are really learning! (Takes out 362,586th grade English and Super Mega Ultimate Advanced Placement Calculus)

Vaan: (Faints)

Corey: Can we get a nurse in here?

(Vaan gets hauled off by the school nurse)

Tifa: Will we get to learn about monsters?

Corey: Yes!

Yuffie and Rikku: Yay!

Corey: Well, let's go over the rules, shall we?

Corey: Rule #1: You shall respect me, and I shall respect you.

Rule #2: Any troublemakers will be dealt with "Corporal Punishment", which means you guys to be the first to test out my Super Shock Collar Version 5.0!

Rule #3: No whining about getting shocked!

Rule #4: No homework turned inshock "treatment" or, if you have one, a cookie!

Tidus: So? I'm wearing my lightning resistant armor!

Corey: It's attached to your skin, moron. (Hits Tidus's button and shocks him) Ooh...look at the colors!

Corey: Any other questions?

(Silence)

Corey: Okay then, take out Aeons, Espers and Cookies!

(Everyone takes out book)

Corey: Okay then, today, we will learn about Valefor, Belias, and the Sugar Cookie! I want you to read those three chapters tonight!

Everyone: Awww...

Corey: It's either that, or you can recieve shock "threapy"!

Cloud: No, not the shock collars!

Goofy: We're here!

Corey: Wel...wait a minute! I said no Disney characters! (Chases Goofy and Donald off with Masamune, which I stole from Sepiroth!)

Corey: Oh, before I leave, class is dismissed! (Puts on Elmer Fudd hat and goes after Donald and Goofy)

Corey: Be very very quiet, I'm hunting Disney! (Elmer Fudd Laugh)

END OF CHAPTER!

HA! And you thought I had left...again. Well, I didn't! I worked on this story a bit, and got some advice from my Creative Writing teacher. Oh, by the way, I am weird, I know that! If you want more of this, make sure to tell me so! I'm sure I'll run into writers block eventually! Oh, for those who were wondering, Advanced Placement Calculus is for really smart people. Advanced Placement has an abbrievation, AP.