"Ronald, you are the most irritating person I've ever met!"
"Well you're no basket of roses, either, Hermione!"
"You constantly insult me!"
"You always nag me like you think you're my mum!"
"It's because you need nagging!"
"No, it's because you need someone to nag!"
"No it is not!"
"Face it, Hermione! You're a pest!"
"I resent that!"
"You go through my things!"
"That was one time-.."
"You're always telling me what I do wrong!"
"Oh, Ronald, come off it-.."
"When I don't do my work, you tell me I'm stupid!"
"I do not-.."
"And when I do, you accuse me of cheating!"
"Ron-.."
"I pity the man who marries you, Hermione, because you'll chatter his ear off!"
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"Hermione?"
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"Look, I'm sorry, I went too far, but you just make me so mad, I-.."
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"I don't know what I was thinking. You're not a pest, okay?"
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"And any man who marries you is incredibly lucky."
"…Really?"
"Yes, really, Hermione."
"I'm sorry, too, for doing all those horrible things. I never really thought about them, I guess. I thought I was helping."
"It's okay."
"Good."
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"Hey, Hermione?"
"Y-yes, Ronald?"
"…Where's Harry at?"
"What?… Oh, Harry… I haven't seen him, Ronald."
"Are you all right?"
"Yes, Ronald, I'm just fine."
"You don't sound fine, and you won't face me."
"I'm facing you now. Is that better?"
"Look at me, Hermione. Why won't you?"
"No reason."
"…Hey, what's that over there?"
"Where?"
"It's me!"
"Very funny, Ronald."
"I'm glad you think so. It's so much better to see you smile."
"I was being sarcastic."
"I know."
"All right, I just wanted to make sure."
"Okay."
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"Ronald?"
"Yea, Hermione?"
"…Nothing."
"Oh, okay."
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"Hermione?"
"R-Ronald?"
"Do you want to go for a walk?"
"Sure, Ronald."
"Maybe we'll find Harry."
"Harry. Right."
"Are you okay? You sound sad again."
"Nothing is wrong, Ronald."
"If you're sure.."
"I am."
"All right."
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"Brrr!"
"Are you cold?"
"A little bit."
"Here, take my jacket."
"Thank you, Ronald."
"Is that better?"
"Yes, I'm so much warmer, but aren't you cold?"
"No, I'm fi-…fi-…achoo! fine."
"Oh, Ronald, you're already catching cold!"
"I'm just fine, Hermione. You keep that jacket on."
"No, you need it."
"I don't want it."
"Well, neither do I."
"That's too bad."
"Honestly, Ronald, stop being so thick-headed and wear the jacket!"
"No, you need it!"
"I have my own jacket, Ronald!"
"But you were still cold!"
"I'll get over it! Now put it on!"
"Fine!"
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"Now, isn't that better?"
"Yea, sure."
"What was that? I couldn't hear you."
"I said sure!"
"Okay, I heard that time!"
"Why are you laughing? It wasn't that funny."
"It is to me."
"Girls are weird."
"That's because you're a boy. To a girl, boys are weird."
"Well, girls are wrong."
"Girls are practically never wrong, Ronald."
"Ha! That's a lie if I've ever heard one!"
"No it isn't! Girls are just more clever than boys."
"That isn't true!"
"Oh, but it is, Ronald."
"And will you stop calling me Ronald?!"
"Ronald, Ronald, Ronald, Ronald-"
"I'm warning you.."
"- Ronald Ronald, Ronald Ronald Ronald -"
"Stop it.."
"- Ronald, Ronald, Ronald!"
"That's it!"
"Ronald! Ronald get off of me!"
"Stop calling me Ronald!"
"N-Never! You c-can never make me!"
"I can, and I will!"
"S-stop it, Ronald, it h-hurts!"
"Then why are you laughing so hard?"
"That's why it hurts, y-you git!"
"Fine, I'll stop."
"Good."
"Good."
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"Hermione?"
"Yes, Ronald?"
"…How's your cat?"
"Crookshanks is fine, thank you. And how is Pigwigeon?"
"Great."
"That's swell, Ron."
"You don't sound like it's swell."
"It is swell with me."
"Sure it is."
"It is!"
"Geez, no need to shout, Hermione. I believe you."
"I'm sorry."
"It's all right."
"No it isn't. I'm just yelling because-…"
"Because why, Hermione?"
"Because-… I don't know. I'm just upset."
"Why?"
"Well, Ronald, I keep getting my hopes up because a person I know sounds like he's going to say something important, and then that person doesn't."
"Oh… Wait, me?"
"No, not you."
"That didn't sound very convincing, Hermione."
"Fine. It's you."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"Don't apologize, Ronald. It's not your fault if you -"
"Hermione?"
"Y-Yes, Ronald?"
"You talk too much."
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A/N: In case you didn't get it, they shut up at the end because Ron finally figured it out and kissed Hermione. Hope you liked it! R&R?