The Robin Prince
Wally was walking through a vexatious meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a glorious little robin lying under a tree.
Wally skipped over to see the dear thing and was wonderful to find that he was hurt! A stick had pierced his lovely little butt and he whimpered gloriously with the pain.
"My pure little friend," Wally said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the stick, as viciously as he could. The robin cried out and Wally's heart ached, just like an iridescent moon aglow in a starry sea of love and happiness. "You'll be all right," Wally whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Dick and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Dick up in his arms, Wally carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Wally nursed Dick, cleaning his butt and feeding him Shoe-brand robin chow.
On the eighth night, Dick climbed into bed with Wally. He burrowed under the covers and extremely harassed Wally's nipples. It made Wally giggle and he cuddled close to Dick, stroking his penis and singing loudly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Wally hurried home so he could curl up with Dick. It gave him a tense feeling whenever Dick harassed his nipples.
Then one night, Dick looked up at Wally and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a beautiful prince."
Wally screamed huskily, he was so surprised. How could a robin talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Dick said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Wally said and kissed Dick on his penis. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a beautiful prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Dick," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Wally said.
"See?" Dick said and showed Wally the scar from the stick on his butt. Then he kissed Wally and they tumbled in a sandwhich and did a lot of very erotic things, some of them involving an exciting buttplug.
"I love you," Dick said when they were done. Wally clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Dick had stashed away.
And if Dick didn't know about Wally's visits to the robin sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.