I know I'm not homeless, but In this case I OWN NOTHING!
L : You know your a total babe, right Light-Kun ;)
Light: Shut the hell up L...
Warning: YAOI, FLUFF, OTHER BLAH-DE-BLAH STUFF
ENOUGH SAID, ON WITH THE STORY!
Those small, tippy toe footsteps could be heard miles away.
"Ryuzaki, is that you?" Said the Brunette teen "Could you come here a minute?, I've found 2 new Kira related deaths!"
"Why yes Light-Kun, I already know"
Light swiveled around to face away from the dim glow of the computer screen but to face his secret lover that only he knew about.
Light Yagami wasn't quite yet sure why he had these feelings and lust drawn emotions towards L, The worlds best detective and also holds the record for the longest time without sleep. But still he seemed to think his little Ryuzaki was so, ermm, cute?
'WRONG!, dumb ass! He's super H-O-T!'
If you don't mind Light, I'm the fic writer here so shut ya trap!
Anyway...
'MAKE ME!'
Don't have to because I have the power to make you do something you will regret, then I'll make L fall in love with Misa and you will be forced to watch them...
'Don't say it!'
Will you shut up then?
'Fine!'
As I was saying on with the story...
Light took one look at L and his face changed from a neutral smile to a jaw open in shock kind of look.
L was wearing a Gothic-Lotia black netting mini skirt with under lacing and a tiny white frilled corset. He kind looked like a maid. Also to set the theme he has a feather duster in his mouth.
'Sorry to interupt again, but what rating is this story? If it heads to M you can tell my Mum what crap you made me do!'
CAN IT, Imagay!
"Liiiight, Light?"
"Huh? what? yeah?"
"So what d'ya think?"
"Ermm, do I have to answer?"
"Why of course, Darling"
"Can I tell you my answer In the bedroom?"
"Sure thing, Sweetie"
'Wait, wait, STOP!'
Yes? what?
'You said it won't be a M! I'm not very confident'
Helloooo, It's only a T. I'm not good at writing lemons!
'Oh ok then, Carry on!'
The small, tippy toe footsteps that could be heard miles away soon left to the upstairs followed by another pair.
"L?"
"Yes Light-Chan?"
"You really do make a good little girl!"
"Well it is a girl's dress, infact it's Misa's!"
"WHAT?!"
The END!
Please review ;)
It was only a little crack, NO FLAMES, I can't in a million years write a proper summary!
Oh well :)