Disclaimer: I do not own JtHM, Jhonen C. Vasquez does. I didnt write 'how
the grinch stole christmas' ethier. That scary, scary man named Dr.Suess
did. Rhyming is hard. I like monkeys.
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-How NNY Stole Valentines Day-
In the house of 777, lived a man named NNY, Scary and dark and physcotic is he. But see, Nny is not a happy fellow, all those assholes are celebrating Valentines day, everything is red, how shallow. In his fortress of doom, Nny talked to his Bunny, "Nail bunny, i must stop this horror from coming!" So he sat and he thought, and killed people, alot. Struck with a idea, Nny smirked, he had a plan, and it just might work. I can stop this from coming, NailBunny! he exclaimed. I'll stop this horror, and end the shame. Dashing out of his house, this way and that, our little Nny can run pretty fast. He ran into the store and screamed "Roses No More!" He ripped apart the bouquets and shreddreded the cards, the store owner just stared, cold and hard. "Get out of my store you skinny freak! I have never served someone so weak" the store owner claimed. Out came his heart, Thanks to Nny. Out came Nny covered in blood, To the mall! he screamed, this could be fun. He ran into cheerleaders, man are they creepy. Nny slashed them up quick. In the mall, was our Nny swarmed by Hallmark, Auntie Annes and Filenes. Hearts and cookies and flowers galore, our poor little Nny could not take it anymore. He popped the balloons and picked the petals off the flowers, Why, Nny even threw cookies at the holiday cowards. Swarmed by love fueled on hate Nny still hates that 'holiday' to this date. No one knows why every Valentines day theres a news report of a disaster at the mall, and our little Nny, started it all. Join Nny and say, Who cares about Valentines day, anyway? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- So short yet so IMPOSSIBLE to write! its hard ryhming! but yeah, did it make ANY sense? Reveiw!!! Please...? I just sat here for an hour trying to rhyme this. Guess i know i'll never be a poet. ^_^ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------
In the house of 777, lived a man named NNY, Scary and dark and physcotic is he. But see, Nny is not a happy fellow, all those assholes are celebrating Valentines day, everything is red, how shallow. In his fortress of doom, Nny talked to his Bunny, "Nail bunny, i must stop this horror from coming!" So he sat and he thought, and killed people, alot. Struck with a idea, Nny smirked, he had a plan, and it just might work. I can stop this from coming, NailBunny! he exclaimed. I'll stop this horror, and end the shame. Dashing out of his house, this way and that, our little Nny can run pretty fast. He ran into the store and screamed "Roses No More!" He ripped apart the bouquets and shreddreded the cards, the store owner just stared, cold and hard. "Get out of my store you skinny freak! I have never served someone so weak" the store owner claimed. Out came his heart, Thanks to Nny. Out came Nny covered in blood, To the mall! he screamed, this could be fun. He ran into cheerleaders, man are they creepy. Nny slashed them up quick. In the mall, was our Nny swarmed by Hallmark, Auntie Annes and Filenes. Hearts and cookies and flowers galore, our poor little Nny could not take it anymore. He popped the balloons and picked the petals off the flowers, Why, Nny even threw cookies at the holiday cowards. Swarmed by love fueled on hate Nny still hates that 'holiday' to this date. No one knows why every Valentines day theres a news report of a disaster at the mall, and our little Nny, started it all. Join Nny and say, Who cares about Valentines day, anyway? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------- So short yet so IMPOSSIBLE to write! its hard ryhming! but yeah, did it make ANY sense? Reveiw!!! Please...? I just sat here for an hour trying to rhyme this. Guess i know i'll never be a poet. ^_^ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------