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Friday night had come, and Smackdown was getting ready it it's normal fashion.

"GET BACK HERE YOU BIG RED ASS!"

Kane, running as fast as his long legs could carry him, sped up when he heard his brother yell. The Undertaker was currently chasing after his younger brother for an unknown reason. Many of the crew members barely had time to move out of the way before the two charged past them.

"NEVER!"Kane yelled, still running.

He ran down the already set up ramp, around the ring, then backstage with his brother still behind him. He looked back and saw that 'Taker was gaining speed. With a yelp, he ran faster into the nearest locker room, slamming the door and locking it.

"What the hell?"

Kane looked up and saw Big Show sitting on a couch. He took this time to catch his breath.

"Keep quiet. 'Taker's after me."

"What did you do?"

"What makes you think I did something?"

Show shot his an unamused look."I've known you two almost all of my wrestling career. You almost always do something to piss him off."

Kane sighed then grinned."You're right. I did do something."

He reached into the pocket of his jeans and pulled out a picture. It was a high school yearbook photo of his brother. He held it up for the larger man to see. The feared Undertaker was once a thin, pale, red headed punk. It was obviously him. To put it simply, he looked like a ginger kid.

"Oh my-"

"I know. He wants me dead because I have it."

"Where'd you get it in the first place?"asked Show, taking the picture for a closer look.

Kane snatched the picture back."Bearer kept scrapbooks of us as kids. He gave me this little baby for laughs."

"What if gets a picture of you?"

Kane's grin got wider and he flopped down on the couch."I don't have any. I went to a boarding school courtesy of of Bearer. St. Myer's School for the Physically Challenged."

"In other words, it was a school for disfigured kids?"

"Yep! Those were good years. No one could pick on anyone, so bullying wasn't a problem. We also didn't have to do stuff like average high school kids."

"Lucky. 'Taker's eventually gonna find you, you know."

"I know."

Without another word, Kane got up and left. Show shook his head and went to change for the night.

"Crazy. The entire family is."

Kane managed to make it thirty minutes before he was tackled to the ground.

"WHERE IS IT?"yelled 'Taker choking Kane.

"Mark! Can't breathe...Can't...breathe."His grip loosened."South Park was right! Gingers have no souls!"

'Taker bounced Kane's head on the floor twice."Where. Is. It?"

"OW! It's in my left pocket, jackass."

'Taker glared at him before pulling the picture out and putting it in his own pocket. He then stood up and walked away. Kane lay on the floor for a few minutes before getting up laughing. He would let him have that one. There were twenty other copies hidden at his home.

FIN