Darryl was no ordinary boy. He had magic powers. One day, he woke up. Then, he used his powers and his lamp exploded! That's when his parents knew his ability exists. It was usually not good.
Some days he would wake up and think everything is good. But it wasn't. It couldn't be more bad than it was going to be bad. As soon as his classmates walked outside, they all tripped and some broke their noses and cried and their cries could be heard throughout Privot Drive (Harry's neighborhood). That's right, Harry was Darryl's next-door neighbor. But they didn't know each other because Darryl knew Dudley harrys brother and he did not want to be squashed by his large fat so he avoided the family. Exept he had a crush on the mom, because she had a long, luxurious neck. One day, Darryl thought to himself, I will be Petunia's lover, and this will be because I have power's and a superior sex-drive to Vernon.
And one day, a thing happened which was good. Amazing good. Very! When Harry blew up the aunt with the mean dog, which happened in book three, he also blew up Vernon! But it wasn't Harry, it was Darryl, who was more powerful than harry. In fact, if they dueled, Darryl would definitely win. So darryl blew them up to the sky, where they were hit by a nuclear bomb aimed at their town! If it had hit, all of New York would have ecsploded! So Darryl was not only great, but he was great hero also to being great. So anyway, Petunia was left alone. And she was sad. So Darryl wanted to take a chance.
He walked up to Petunia…