Hey guys! I know i'm still writing My other story, An Heir Unknown (Harry potter and Ouran High school host club crossover) but I just really wanted to write this one! I'm really sorry if someone had this idea before me, but i haven't ready your fanfic AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTED TO WRITE THIS!!!!!!!! Hope you enjoy it and please review!!!!


"All right class, i have an anouncement to make." Yamaguchi sensei, the teacher of class 1-A said. The entire class went quiet "As most of you know, pretty soon will be the time for the Ouran High School Science Fair." The class groaned. "It is mandatory that the entire student body has made a project, and it will count for alot of your grade, so SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!"

A few whimpers came from students in the back. Yamaguchi sensei cleared her throat. "Now, the Science Fair will take place in a month and a half, and you have one week to decide what you will be doing." She handed the class their paperwork they need to complete to help them with the project. "This is the first Science Fair our school has had, so it's okay if you need help with a few things. Except for Mr. Fujioka who has done Science Fairs in the past. Would you care to explain how this goes?" she looked at Haruhi.

"Well, basically you pick a topic you wanna research, and then when you're done with the project, you present it." Haruhi said. The class shared faces of wonder.

"Usually did your teachers assign you a project?" Yamaguchi-sensei asked

"No. But we had to pick one that wasn't too amateurish." Haruhi said

"For example?"

"Well, for high school, i guess, homemade volcanoes and dinosaurs aren't good." Haruhi shrugged. Yamaguchi-sensei nodded.

"All right class, your homework for tonight is to think of five topics you will be working on." she said before the bell rang. Everybody packed up their things, and made their way to their destinations whether it was a club, or going home. Hikaru and Kaoru put their hands on Haruhi's shoulders.

"Haruhi, what're you gonna do for the Science Fair?"

Haruhi shrugged and put her binder in her bag. "Probably and artificial cloud or something." Then it struck her "Never mind, I can't do that."

"Why not?"

Haruhi stuck her tongue out "I'm not allowed to play with matches." then walked out of the room. Was that out of character or what? The twins blinked.

"She was obviously joking." Kaoru started

"Yeah, she always makes tea for us at her house." Hikaru said, then they made their way to the Host Club, catching up with Haruhi.

"What'd you mean you're not allowed? You ALWAYS make us tea and coffee when we ask you." they asked

"The flame comes by itself on the stove." she said dully

"Why aren't you allowed to use matches?" they asked

"My restraining order." she said plainly. Hikaru and Kaoru froze.

"Re-re-res-re-."

"Res-tra-ning or-der." she said. The twins fell to the ground. They moved like snakes ( quivering snakes, but snakes no less) all the way to the Host Club. When they opened the door, they ran to Kyouya.

"HARUHI! SHE! HOW! WHEN! ORDER! ORDER!" they screamed like damsels in distress. Hunny held up his bunny squeaky hammer.

"Hai!~ Order in the court! Order in the court!" he tapped the twins on the head with the hammer. They looked at Kyouya murderously.

"WHy DiDn'T yOu TeLl Us HaRuHi HaS a ReStRaInInG OrDeR?" they hissed. The Host's froze. Kyouya's pen broke in his hand.

"Actually, I have three." Haruhi interrupted. The Host's faces said SHOCK! The little bits of pen dust flew from Kyouya's hand. Haruhi blinked and went to make some tea.

"Haruhi! You have that many restraining orders and you didn't even tell your daddy!? Mommy! Our child has become a rebel!" I'm pretty sure you know who said that. Think idiot with blonde hair.

"Haru-chan Haru-chan! Why do you have restraining orders?" Hunny asked

"Because i'm bad ass." she said boredly. 'readers giggle'

Tamaki slid to his corner

Hikaru took a deep breath. Calm, you're calm. It's okay. He put his hands on her shoulders. "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL US?!"

"Because it wasn't any of your business to begin with." Haruhi retorted and started mixing the tea with milk. Hikaru accompanied Tamaki in his corner.

"Haruhi, I understand that you didn't want us too-" Kyouya started

"No, you don't understand. You have the best lawyers in Japan to get you out of anything." Haruhi said darkly. Kyouya went to the corner. 'O' 'epicness'

"Haru-chan, what are the orders?" Hunny asked

"1. No matches, or fire creating/mimicking devices of any kind with the exepction of stoves.." she said

"Uh-huh?"

"2. For punching the quarterback of some American Football team, I have to stay outside of a radius of 50 yards from him."

"Haru-chan! Me and Usa-chan are dissapointed in you!" Hunny tapped his foot angrily, even Usa-chan looked mad.

"Usually when someone hits you with their car you want some form of revenge." Haruhi said calmly. Everybody gasped. They all shared the same thought

There's so much we don't know about her.

"Haru-chan gomende! Me and Usa-chan are sorry!" Hunny ran over to her and hugged her tightly.

"It's okay Hunny-sempai, you didn't know." she patted his head. At least he didn't ask me what the third one is.

"The guest will be arriving soon." Kyouya sempai said, pushing his glasses up. Exactly five point nine nanoseconds later the giant wooden doors opened, revealing a bunch of fangirls, waiting to be with their hosts.

"Irasaimase!" The Host Club said in unison. The girls sat down with their hosts gracefully.

Hikaru and Kaoru

"Is something the matter?" one of their customers asked "You guys look like you've seen a ghost."

The twins shook their heads.

Hunny, Mori and Usa-chan

"Hunny-kun, are you allright?" a girl with long black hair asked

"Why would you ask that?" he tilted his head

"Well, you've barely touched your cake, and Usa-chan is on the floor." she said, pointing to the stuffed bunny on the ground that had an anime sweat drop.

"Hnn." the quiet Mori said

"AAH! USA-CHAN!"

Tamaki

"Tamaki-sama?"

"Nanio, Hime-san?"

"You dropped your cup of tea on the ground."

Kyouya

"Kyouya-kun, is everything okay? It seems awfully quiet in here.." a girl with fluffy brown hair said

"It's just some news that has shocked them dearly."

"Did someone get hurt?" another girls asked

"No, no. But i'm afraid I am not in the position to tell you." he said

Haruhi

"Haruhi-kun, is something wrong with the others?" a girl with short black hair said

"It's just that I told them something they're still getting used to." Haruhi said

"What happened?" a girl with wavy dirty-blonde hair asked

"Ah, i'm not really comfortable saying...." Haruhi looked away

"Ah! Gomende Haruhi! I didn't mean to offend you!" the same customer said, flustered

"No, it's okay!" Haruhi waved her hands from side to side.

"Haru~chan!" Hunny skipped over to the table

"What is it?" Haruhi asked

"You forgot to tell us the third one." he said happily. Haruhi froze.

"You really wanna know?" she asked quietly. Hunny nodded.

"I have no recollection of what happened. One morning I woke up in a straight jacket and a blindfold. Inside a cage, no less." she said. A darkness covering one of her eyes. Hunny shuddered. And walked robotically back to his customers.

"What was that about?" One of Haruhis customers asked

"Nooothing." Haruhi said happily. When Host Club was finished and everyone was packing up, Hikaru and Kaoru walked over to Haruhi.

"You busy?" they asked her. She shrugged and walked out of the room.

Skip to the apartment because I'm not really sure what to write in the middle.......

"Onigiri(rice balls, usually wrapped in seaweed)..." she said as she started rolling up balls of rice for dinner. There were so many things on her mind. God i'm so tired....I need caffine.... wait, caffine....THAT'S PERFECT! "I know what I'm doing for my project now!" Haruhi said happily "Wait, but do i still have to come up with four more ideas?" Somebody rang the doorbell. When she opened the door, she found Nekozawa-sempai outside with Beelzenef on his hand.

"Sempai? What are you doing here?" Haruhi asked

"I don't know." he said

"Did you walk here?"

"Yes."

"Why?! Your house is 10 miles away!"

"I don't know. May I come in?"

"Yeah." she moved out of the way so he could step in with ease. He looked around nervously. "You want something to eat?" He shook his head.

"Actually, I was wondering......."

"Yeah?"

"Would you..?"

"Yeeah?"

"Like to work with me on the Science Fair project?" he asked. Idiot. That is what you think of? The Science Project? he thought, and mentally slapped his head.

"Um, sure." Haruhi said. Nekozawa widened his eyes. "So now do you wanna eat?" He nodded "I'm making Onigiri. That sound good?" He nodded. She got up and went back to the kitchen and got the plate of Onigiri she made for dinner.

"Is your father not here?" Nekozawa asked

"He said he's going on a business trip to Tokyo for publicity for his store. He's not gonna be home all week." Haruhi said, handing him a plate.

"Isn't it lonely?"

"I guess. But I'm used to it." She said, hiding the sadness in her voice. Nekozawa moved closer to her and hugged her tightly. She gasped.

"Stop lying. Or else I'll kidnap you in the night." he whispered. Haruhi raised and eyebrow. Nekozawa loosened his grip on her and widened his eyes. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean i was gonna rape you!"

"W-Why would you rape me? I-I'm a guy." Haruhi said. Nekozawa looked at her.

"I'm not an idiot. I saw you in that dress at my summer home when the Host Club came for a visit." (A/N that happened in the manga) And i can see your bra strap from the hole in your pajama shirt.

Haruhi gasped. "B-But...you weren't.."

He put his finger on her lips "And you just proved my theory was right." he put his arm around her once more.

This doesn't feel right. She thought to herself. She got up and went back to the kitchen. Nekozawa laid down on the tatami covered floor.

"What're you doing on the ground?!" Haruhi asked

"It's my first time in a tatami room." Nekozawa murmured

"So you decided to just lie down on my floor?"

"Yes. Yes I did."

Haruhi rolled her eyes.

"Oi, kohai(underclassmen)."

"Oi, sempai."(upperclassmen)

"What should we do for the project?"

"Well, i had an idea but........"

"What is it?"

Haruhi blushed a little and whispered something in his ear. She pulled her head back "It's kind of stupid."

"I think it's great. Nobody's ever gonna do the same thing." he said "But who are we gonna test it on?"

"I don't mind. You have your reputation and all." Haruhi volunteered

"Are you positive?"

"Did you just ask me if I was pregnant?" she raised an eyebrow

"NO! NO I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!" he bowed to her. She raised her hand to say "enough"

"So should we start now?" she asked, pulling him up

"Do you have any coffee?"

She nodded and got out three cans of instant coffe from one of the kitchen cabinets. Nekozawa looked impressed. They immedeatly got to work on their plan.

"So one week, we can try one brand. Then one day to cool off. Then another week for the next brand, one day to cool off, Then the next brand. Sound good?" He asked. She nodded.

"Wait, so how many times a day am I supposed to have coffee?" she asked like a kindergardener. He shrugged. She sighed. "We'll work it out later." She wrote something on a peice of paper."

HYPOTHESIS

Which of these three brands of coffee is the most effective?

She looked at him for approval. He nodded reasurringly. "All we need to do now is pick four more topics."

She blew her hair out of her face and slouched.

"Fireflies?" he asked

"That's a good song." she said. You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies. Lit up the world-

"No! Not the song!" he said, tapping her on the head. She became alert.

"Ooh, you mean the project......"

Nekozawa nodded slowly.

"Ok, so we have coffee, fireflies...." he said

They worked for hours before they decided it was getting too late for a boy to be alone with a girl in her apartment. When he got inside his car he put his head in his palms and massaged his temples. He heard a noise from the window. He looked and saw Haruhi tapping the glass. He opened the door with a puzzled look. She handed him his little friend Beelzenef.

"You left him on the table." she said.

"Thank you! Oh thank you so much!" he said, caressing the dolls head like a lover "How ever can I repay you?"

She shook her head. "You don't have to." He hugged her tightly. She looked up at him.

"He's my only friend. I have to repay you."

"Then what does sempai think of me if he's your only friend?" she asked

Nekozawa looked down at her. Her brown spheres shining in the moonlight. He smiled and hugged her tighter. "Well then, if you care so much...i guess you're my friend too."


I'm scared. I started watching this really scary anime Higurashi something, and i watched it at midnight for some strange reason. It was raining and sudddenly the power went out and i heard a squeaky door coming from outside my room. Turns out it was just my dad going to the bathroom, but still!!!

This was probably one of the worst chapter's i've ever written, because i'm not really a fluff kind of person. The only fluffy stuff i can read is Yoite and Miharu fluff (nabari no ou)

kisses and hugs!!!!!

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