FFX Friends
Disclaimer: I still don't have the rights to FFX OR friends. Damn NBC not willing to sell.
This is how the cast goes.
Auron Is Chandler. Tidus is Joey. Wakka is Ross. Rikku is Phoebe. Yuna is Rachel. Lulu is Monica.
Wakka and Auron are sitting around eating lunch. When Tidus rushes in.
Tidus: Guess what guys?
Auron: You found out Santa was fake? It will make Christmas more fun for me.
Tidus: You were Santa?
Auron: (Sarcastically) Ohhh no ya caught me.
Tidus: Sorry Auron, if I had known I wouldn't have hit you.
Wakka: Why did you hit him ya?
Tidus: I swear it was a monster. That bag of yours was going fast and looked like Sin.
Auron: Weren't you going to tell us something?
Tidus: Can't remember sorry. Tidus leaves.
Rikku comes in.
Rikku: Hey guys!
Auron: Hi Rikku.
Wakka: Hi Rikku Ya?
Auron: The "Ya" didn't even make sentence in that sentence.
Wakka: Shut up ya?
Auron and Rikku walk out, into the girl's apartment.
Rikku sits down
Here my latest song guys!
Rikku picks up a guitar.
And they say that a hero can save us, I'm not going to stand here and wait.
Auron interrupts Auron: I believe that song is already been made and copyrighted.
Rikku looks at Auron
Rikku: Hey you're copyrighted to! By SquareSoft!
Auron: You to Bitch!
Rikku throws a punch at Auron, Auron blocks. Rikku continues to punch and Auron blocks.
Lulu walks over.
Lulu: Auron! Set an example you're the older one! I'm ashamed of you!
Auron: Yes "Mom".
Yuna walks out of her room crying.
Yuna: Seymour broke up with me!
Lulu and Rikku walk over to Yuna and start hugging.
Auron and Wakka watch nodding there heads staring at the girls.
Yuna: He said he found another girl to use to become Sin.
Lulu: That sounds like him.
Rikku: I liked Seymour he had food that was edible.
Tidus runs in to the room.
Tidus: Guys you wont believe this!
Auron: What you took an IQ test and found out your as smart as a hamster?
Tidus: Well you just saved me an hour; I found a store that sells pets.
Lulu: This is New York; they have many stores like that.
Tidus: No not just that Kamahi was there in a cage!
Everyone: No way!
Tidus: No way!
Auron: You just told us that dumb ass.
The Friends appear in front of the store.
Auron: Joes Pets (reading sign)"Buy them now have them till they die!"
Yuna walks in
Yuna: Kamirhi!
Kamirhi: Yunie!
Kamirhi: Sorry wrong character I was.
Yuna looks at the sign 2000$.
Yuna: I will pay to get you out.
Yuna walks over to the counter.
Yuna: I want to bye that Ronso.
Joe: What's a Ronso? We call him Blueberry.
Yuna: Here is a credit card.
Yuna and Kamirhi walk out.
Wakka: Could you have taken longer ya? Its cold out here.
Auron: Wakka its 90 degrees!
Wakka: I come from the Caribbean it's a law that the weather has to be 200 degrees!
The Party, reunitied walk back to the apartment.
Okay 1st I'm not that funny, but I will improve damn it!
Disclaimer: I still don't have the rights to FFX OR friends. Damn NBC not willing to sell.
This is how the cast goes.
Auron Is Chandler. Tidus is Joey. Wakka is Ross. Rikku is Phoebe. Yuna is Rachel. Lulu is Monica.
Wakka and Auron are sitting around eating lunch. When Tidus rushes in.
Tidus: Guess what guys?
Auron: You found out Santa was fake? It will make Christmas more fun for me.
Tidus: You were Santa?
Auron: (Sarcastically) Ohhh no ya caught me.
Tidus: Sorry Auron, if I had known I wouldn't have hit you.
Wakka: Why did you hit him ya?
Tidus: I swear it was a monster. That bag of yours was going fast and looked like Sin.
Auron: Weren't you going to tell us something?
Tidus: Can't remember sorry. Tidus leaves.
Rikku comes in.
Rikku: Hey guys!
Auron: Hi Rikku.
Wakka: Hi Rikku Ya?
Auron: The "Ya" didn't even make sentence in that sentence.
Wakka: Shut up ya?
Auron and Rikku walk out, into the girl's apartment.
Rikku sits down
Here my latest song guys!
Rikku picks up a guitar.
And they say that a hero can save us, I'm not going to stand here and wait.
Auron interrupts Auron: I believe that song is already been made and copyrighted.
Rikku looks at Auron
Rikku: Hey you're copyrighted to! By SquareSoft!
Auron: You to Bitch!
Rikku throws a punch at Auron, Auron blocks. Rikku continues to punch and Auron blocks.
Lulu walks over.
Lulu: Auron! Set an example you're the older one! I'm ashamed of you!
Auron: Yes "Mom".
Yuna walks out of her room crying.
Yuna: Seymour broke up with me!
Lulu and Rikku walk over to Yuna and start hugging.
Auron and Wakka watch nodding there heads staring at the girls.
Yuna: He said he found another girl to use to become Sin.
Lulu: That sounds like him.
Rikku: I liked Seymour he had food that was edible.
Tidus runs in to the room.
Tidus: Guys you wont believe this!
Auron: What you took an IQ test and found out your as smart as a hamster?
Tidus: Well you just saved me an hour; I found a store that sells pets.
Lulu: This is New York; they have many stores like that.
Tidus: No not just that Kamahi was there in a cage!
Everyone: No way!
Tidus: No way!
Auron: You just told us that dumb ass.
The Friends appear in front of the store.
Auron: Joes Pets (reading sign)"Buy them now have them till they die!"
Yuna walks in
Yuna: Kamirhi!
Kamirhi: Yunie!
Kamirhi: Sorry wrong character I was.
Yuna looks at the sign 2000$.
Yuna: I will pay to get you out.
Yuna walks over to the counter.
Yuna: I want to bye that Ronso.
Joe: What's a Ronso? We call him Blueberry.
Yuna: Here is a credit card.
Yuna and Kamirhi walk out.
Wakka: Could you have taken longer ya? Its cold out here.
Auron: Wakka its 90 degrees!
Wakka: I come from the Caribbean it's a law that the weather has to be 200 degrees!
The Party, reunitied walk back to the apartment.
Okay 1st I'm not that funny, but I will improve damn it!
