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Caught in the act

The first time to the 5th that Ed has caught Royai 'in the act' and his different reactions. I hpe you like this little bit of Royai fluff, surprise fanfic dedicated to TheWolvenArcher for getting me into Fma! Thank you for giving me the pain of a royai shipper! Enjoy reading,

xoxo, Dreamy

Chapter 1

The first time, Ed knew they were together, and was even prepared for some sort of incident, after all, they had made it official since the fall of king Bradley and abolition of the old law banning their obvious liking for one another. To be honest, Ed was even sure that the law had been banned as almost the entire military wanted the captain and his lieutenant together, even him a little bit, although he would never admit it out loud. He was sure to catch them doing something, especially after the passionate kiss everyone saw under the mistletoe at the Christmas party, he was sure (what he was also sure of is that they were both their fair share of tipsy, as those stubborn arseholes would never have shown their love to everyone else being deprived of alcohol.) Speaking of alcohol, the first time was probably why too.

It was new years eve, and as Ed stood by his brother watching fireworks go off in the sky, he realised that he needed a glass of water, and offered to get some for Al too. It had been a long night, and they had eaten loads, so no wonder they were thirsty. Ed got to his feet, completely unprepared for the upcoming events. He walked down the gravel path and to the brightly lit porch of the main hall which was being used for the party. As he pushed open the wooden doors, he headed through the silent hallway towards the kitchens. Now he thinks back on it ,in fact , he realised how silent it was and how well trained these guys must be, as if he didn't realise before. However, as he opened the door to the kitchen he certainly didn't expect the captain, of all people, to be straight up pressing his lieutenant into the cupboard and practically kissing her face off, and her kissing him back with just about the same passion! To be honest, Ed was just glad he didn't walk in later and see how this accelerated. When they noticed him standing in the doorway, mouth agape, they both just basically spun to face him, them both looking with initial shock at him, then Hawkeye coughing and looking embarrassed, and Mustang just smirking and trying not to laugh, just like a three year old, staring at Hawkeye. Ed just stared in their direction, fall over at these soldiers in all the seriousness that he had known them by. After a full three minutes of awkward silence, with the two lovebirds standing opposite Ed like two little children who had been lined up for punishment after they had been caught doing something bad, which they had, in a way, Ed just shook his head and announced that he didn't really need water and that they should 'take it to the bedroom' as they would probably just end up contaminating the food, although that had probably occurred to them but decided they wouldn't make it to bed. It only got worse after that.

A/N hope you liked the first chapter, and in the meantime check out some of my other stories, and TheWolvenArcher's page as well! The next chapter will be out next week!