A Word With You Please
One day in WordGirlburg, WordGirl was snorting crack of of a word's ass and having sex with another word. "Oh yeeeah, oh yeeeah," she said in a Kool Aid man accent.
Then Wordboy or whoever the fuck stars in this shitty show barged in.
"WORDGIRL HOLY SHIT! THE EVIL WORDSTEALERMAN OR WHOEVER IS PLOTTING TO STEAL EVERY CURSE WORD IN THE WORLD!" WordGirl stopped, she couldn't let him steal swear word, what else would she say while she lets a word go to town on her.
She put the word back into her grilled cheese sandwich because nobody uses it anymore since her dad left.
"We have to stop his fucking faggy ass from fucking stealing our fucking swear words godfuckingdammit!" She proclaimed, then she and Wordgay hopped into the wordcar and sped off, hitting several kids, two dogs, a cat and that ONE fucking old lady who WOULDN'T FUCKING GET OFF THE DAMN ROAD! GET OFF DAMMIT GET OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WE HAVE PLACES TO GO AND YOU'RE GOING FUCKING 10 MILES, THE SPEED LIMIT IS 50 YOU WRINKLY OLD BAG OF SHIT!
Wordstealerguy was stealing a whole bunch of curse words, damn, bitch, ass, hell, cock, dick, fuck, bastard, cunt, pussy, cocksucker, cum, clit, shit, jagoff, piss, and even cyka blyat, causing many a Russian to immediately turn off DOTA and jump off of a cliff somewhere.
Then those two annoying ass kids kicked down his door, and beat him to death with their handy dandy dildos that they always keep just in case of an emergency. "Whew, fucking glad we fucking solved that goddamn problem," Wordfag said.
Just then Wordstealer pulled out a machine gun and blew the little fuckers away.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SELLING ME THAT AWFUL WEED YOU LITTLE FUCKERS!" Then he died too.
Epilogue: WordGirl's dad came over and saw his daughter and her friend dead. He walked over, leaned over and picked up the dildo she was still holding. "Oh so THAT'S where it went, the little cunt," He shoved it back up his ass, got into his car, and drove off.
THE END