Author notes: And here we have another polished piece of crap for the sweetest irony comps, enjoy.
Disclaimer: Do I really need to keep repeating myself?
Videl walked up to Gohan, who was seated in the school library.
"Drink this," Videl said, placing a bottle of gin on the table.
"Why?" Gohan asked slowly, raising an eyebrow.
"Because," Videl explained, pulling an ancient looking book, entitled 'Vitalogy 1923' out of her bag, "I found this book in the attic and I want to try out the cure for alcohol poisoning."
"And what, exactly, does this cure involve?" Gohan asked, eyebrow rising higher.
Videl opened the book, the dust that flew from it's pages made Gohan sneeze and accidentally break the table, and read from a marked page,
"'Take cold showers and use electricity,'" Videl read.
"What does it mean by 'Use electricity'?" Gohan asked.
"What do you think it means?" Videl snapped.
Gohan simply gave her a quizzical look, his eyebrow now several feet above his head.
Videl sighed and took a car battery and a pair of jumper cables from her bag and held them up.
"No," Gohan said, firmly, eyebrow returning to it's rightful place.
"Please?" Videl begged, "It could be fun."
"It would kill me," Gohan protested.
"Well then you wouldn't die from alcohol poisoning," Videl reasoned.
"No!" Gohan pracitcally yelled.
"Oh well," Videl said, conceeding, "Want to get drunk anyway?"
"Why not?"